SHITS AND GIGGLES

asmr

I listen to asmr because of like my past and insomnia...anyways it puts me to sleep.

That's all that matters, I go to bed in the end

KARUNA SATORI IS MAI FAV BTW

mom: you shouldn't watch that, they could be trying to whisper weird shit in your ear...they can be fucking sending a demon in you

I had to listen to my mother rant about asmr for bout ten minutes and mocking it...XD she is such a bitch and she asks me where I get it from

Also:

Mom: I really don't want to watch her kids today

Me: and I don't want to deal with your bullshit today

She didn't hear me I guess...we were walking and I was a bit ahead of them

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When the meme was alive:

Me: cash me outside, how bout dat?

Mom: clean your room, how bout dat? Give less additude how bout dat?

She legit went on for five minutes straight....and I FUCKING WANTED TO Choke SOMEONE

her: alright?

Me:*eyeroll* sure