I smiled lovingly at Jukka, as he sat across from me softly strumming his guitar.
"Keep playing baby," I said once again
"I don't know what to play though, but I'll keep playing, just for you." Jukka thought for a few moments before starting to play something.
"This one is for you, sweetheart." He spoke before singing.
"I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay"
I giggled at the somewhat silly lyrics, but smiled, it still seemed sweet.
"Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property"
I laughed and cringed at the song as it progressively got more dirty.
"You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load"
I was now (playfully) glaring at him.
"Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property
I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down
I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat
Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property." Jukka smirked at me as he finished the song.
"You turd I thought I was being serenaded with a sweet love song!" I lightly smacked his arm.
"You wanted me to play something though," he chuckled, making me roll my eyes.
"I'm not giving you any kisses," I grumbled, and he started to plead for me to love him.
