(Lights up on GOODTIMESWITHSCAR, standing center stage)
Scar: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! Miners and crafters! I thank each and every one of you with all of my heart for joining us this evening. ConCorp is greatly excited to have you here to witness a dramatized, abridged reenactment of the great Hermitcraft Season 6 Prank War!
Cub: Based on a true story.
Xisuma: (entering) True story? But the Civil War was staged! We pre-planned every step, don't you remember?
Cub: But it still happened.
Xisuma: But calling it a "true story" is misleading. Cause everything in the war was roleplay! And it happened in a video game.
Scar: So what? What you're saying right now is also scripted.
Cub (to audience:) I mean, what ISN'T staged on YouTube nowadays, am I right?
Scar: Now shoo! The Convex will remember this!
(Xisuma exits)
Convex: Ladies and gentlemen, let the night begin!
(The Convex go to their desk, which will act as their headquarters for directing and viewing the play)
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Hermitcraft Prank War: The Stageplay
FanfictionAre you confused about the events of the Hermitcraft 6 Prank War/Civil War? Do you wish the whole story was in one digestible form? Do you also appreciate theatrical art? Well, we at ConCorp© are proud to reveal our newest project "Hermitcraft Prank...
