Hermitcraft Prank War: The Stageplay

The Prank War: Scene 15

(Stress is standing in Sally's empty chicken coop, which is covered in signs. She's worried and looking around for Iskall)

(Iskall enters)

Stress: Iskall!!!

Iskall: Yes, Stress? You sounded really urgent when you called me over-

Stress: Because something bad has happened in regards to Sally! Look!!

Iskall: (reading signs) 'Never touch my bush again! From, Doc.' (reading other sign) 'Return the diamonds immediately and we'll return Sally. We're hungry for some (trying to hold in laugh) Kentucky Fried Sally!!!' Hahahahaha!!!!

Stress: This isn't funny! Sally's been taken hostage!

Iskall: But you gotta admit, it's kinda funny. Like, a FREE COOKED CHICKEN PARTY!!! That's so fricken hilarious.

Stress: Why has Doc taken Grian's- I mean, Poultry Man's chicken?

Iskall: I think it may have something to do with the pranks that's been going on around the server. I've heard there's been a heist at the stock exchange and I think this may have something to do with it.

Stress: Has Grian robbed the stock exchange?

Iskall: I think it was like... Mumbo and False dressed as Grian and Tango dressed as Mumbo and False? I have no idea. This is really confusing.

Stress: So this is the retaliation for the heist. We must find Sally! We must be her heroes!

Iskall: Before Poultry Man finds out and sues your chicken service!

Stress: We need to save her!!

(They search around)

Iskall: Stress, look at this!

Stress: It's a dungeon! And there's Sally!! (runs up to Sally and talks through iron bars) Don't worry, baby, it's going to be okay!!! We're here to save you!

Iskall: Doc's really gone all out with this dungeon.

Stress: Iskall! Hurry up! There's- (pufferfish is released in Sally's cage) Ow-! (backing up) There's a pufferfish!

Iskall: (mines through cage) Don't worry, Sally, we're here-

(Sally dies)

(Pause)

(Iskall bursts into laughter)

Stress: Iskall, this isn't funny!!!

Iskall: I'm so sorry- but this is ridiculous. So... what are we gonna do? We can't just tell Poultry Man that we failed at saving his girlfriend. Do you have a nametag?

Stress: I do.

Iskall: Well, I guess we can just name a chicken 'Sally' and pass it as the original Sally. I mean, it's just a chicken. You won't be able to tell the difference.

Stress: I mean... it's the best option we got.

(They get a new chicken and place it in Sally's coop)

Iskall: I'm gonna call up Grian.

(Grian enters)

Grian: What's up?

Stress: Grian! We saved Sally!

Grian: Who's Sally?

Stress: Your chicken, silly!