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unknown
8:34pm, Tuesday

what has 36 teeth and holds back
the incredible hulk?
my zipper.

awh i didn't know they do microscopic
versions of marvel characters

i- sir ima need you to be nicer to me
i'm only a baby 🥺

iM oNlY a bAby
babies shouldn't have phones sir

ok not like that

also im not a sir

so my pick up line worked ? ;)

uh no
A+ for effort though

i'm a dropout that doesn't count

it still counts if you're a bAbY

i'm getting bad vibes from u sir

stop calling me sir sir

sir use punctuation

says the dropout

hey now >:(

what's ur name sir

hm whats ur name first

i asked you first though wtf

yeah but i texted you first so let me do
my research

billy goat gruff

yeah and i'm daniel seavey ofc

isn't he that noodle head

sorry wHAT-

what idk

point out a noodle on this mans head

oh he fine thoughhh
there's no noodles on his head
but i bet there's a big one down
there if ya know what i mean

sIR-

anyways my name is serenity

what a cute name for an ugly girl

ok brb going to text daniel seavey
fuck u sir

lemme add you to the groupchat with
him on then

the groupchat in his insta dm requests
you dont fool me

wAnNa bEt

>:(

i dont trust you im gonna keep
my identity secret

well apparently you know daniel seavey
so it wont be too hard to find out who you
are

i never said i know him

you're in a groupchat with him??
are you like a fangirl

oMg yOu cAuGht mE!!1!1
mY nAmEs sErEnItY

wtf all you've done is bully me
brb blocking you

no stay i have no other friends

that sounds like a you problem

see this is bullying

im gonna go find out who you are

haha good luck

are you one of these

nah

wait which one is the dropout in that
group

i thought they all graduated?

who is the one next to daniel seavey
my he's hot

he's called christina's boyfriend

fuck
are you sure none of them are you

nah im not part of a boy band

aRE YOU THIS SON OF A BEAN

oh he's standing next to corbyn

what-

wow fake limelight

what is a limelight

the best people in the world

im so confused
who is corbyn

christina's boyfriend
i need to go i am needed

someone needs you? shocker

fuck u sir

you want to

i dont know what you look like

sucks for some

wow
bye fangirl

have fun loser

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a/n

this will easily become my favourite book