zach told me to not message you but i'm being a rebel🤪
oMg i lOvE bAd bOyS
i kNoW wAnNa kNow wHaT eLsE i dO
pLs
i nEvEr rEaD tHe tErMs aNd ConDiTiOns
lE gAsP
mHmM anyways are you free tomorrow?
it depends if you're getting me to see zach then yes i'm so busy
no silly i wanna go to this new ice cream place do ya wanna cOme
is this you just asking me on a date
no. well ok maybe
awh
you can't tell zach tho
why not
he LiKes U
he's so cute bless his little cotton socks but i'll go with you just not as dAtE
oh why no date hold up did u just friend zone me
i might've done
i thought we were getting married :(
i might've lied
lE gAsP
also i promised i would facetime zach tomorrow so maybe i cant go with you
oh zAcH iS a pRioRitY
yOu sNoOze yOu lOsE lOsEr
nah it's ok i get it ur zach's girl anyway he called dibs
he what am i pRoperTy to him
he doesn't like monopoly so probs not but zach said he wants to get to know yOu i'll be a bAd bOy sOmewHerE elSe
see i would hook you up with my friend but she has this friend with benefits and so i cant
oh is it treasure
yes.
who is this little friend with benefits she has
his name is elijah he's lowkey irrelevant a bit of a douche bag but you didn't hear that from me
ur secret is safe with me
thank u bby
i better gO zach is growing very suspicious
is it cos i'm not replying to him
yes that is exactly it
i'll go reply bye bye husband
bye wife <3
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serenityry: loser ur smile is so cute ↳ imzachherron: my smile would be cuter if you were the cause of it ↳ username: isn't that the caption tho ↳ username: he's so dumb
username: hes stoopid ↳ username: he dated kay so that explains it ↳ username: careful she might reply to ur comment
username: MYHUSBAND MARRY ME
username: ugh wow
corbynbesson: fire dude
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a/n
ur in his dm requests and i'm in his contacts we are not the same😎
