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treasure🦋
10:12am, Wednesday

ok this is going to sound insane

oh boy what has happened now
and why does all the fun stuff happen
to you i want fun stuff

last night someone texted me
with a pick up line
and we were texting for a good hour
before they finally went

whats their name

idk

what they look like?

no clue

age?

no idea

do they know your name?

maybe

age?

defo not
they think i'm like 60

i hope you aren't

same but they know daniel seavey apparently

ain't he like the guy who got a girl
pregnant

what😳

wait no
that's the noodle head

how do you know all this

it's like common knowledge

oh. i didn't know that

exactly. you're dumb

look i got enough bullying from that unknown
number
stop being mEan

sOrry i didn't knOw

but they're like amazing
it's literally a second version of me

don't fall for them already
they could be like 28

treasure they could be rich
cop myself a sugar daddy

ew-
but fair point

exactly

anyways elijah wants to take me
on a date what do i say

say yes

why

idk i just picked an answer
aren't you dating

no who told you that

you

oh wtf
maybe i was drunk

imagine drinking
couldn't be me😳

i don't wanna hear you say that ever again
you sold your own car while drunk
how do you even do that

it was a rough time ok

yeah i know i was there

yes also drunk
so don't blame me for all of this

ren it was YOUR car
it's entirely your fault

and who didn't stop me? you.
do i make myself clear

yes sir

sir hehe

what

nothing k bye gtg

i'm your only friend where do you have to go

my hamster needs a hug
bye love you mwah

such a weirdo
but love you too
tell your hamster i said hi

marco doesn't like you

i know
but still tell him just to piss him off

wtf you're so mean to him
ok bye lol

(˚୨୧🧸⋆。☁️˚ ⋆ 🍂)

a/n

basically i love this book ok

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