*EUNTAE VERSION*
EunTae: and if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go throw myself into the ocean now.
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EunTae: where the hell were you last night, Suri?
Suri: I was at a party smoking weed.
Seungmin, sipping his coffee: don't lie, you were at the library you fucking nerd.
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EunTae: taking care of Stray kids is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane
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Bandit, holding a knife to Hyunjin's neck: take another step and i'll-
EunTae: *gigantic step forward*
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EunTae: Suri please leave the fish in their tanks
Suri: *scooping them up with her hands* THEY'RE DROWNING!
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Suri: *finger guns*
Jisung: *miming getting shot, crawling to safety, using crude implemens and whiskey to perform self-surgery, successfully removing the bulled and passing out*
EunTae: why are you like this?
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Suri: Fuck, I wanna die
EunTae: language!
Suri: hecky heck, I crave death.
EunTae:...
EunTae: What have I done?
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Jeongin: Hyung whats a 69?
EunTae: well kids, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 dance.
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EunTae: take off your sunglasses
Seungmin: *takes off his sunglasses, revealing a slightly smaller pair of sunglasses* I can do this six more times.
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Chan: *has a slightly lighter shade of black on*
EunTae: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.
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EunTae: Toss me my keys.
Felix and Suri: *Throws a printer in his direction*
EunTae: ....I said my keys
Felix: We thought you said printer.
EunTae: Why the fuck would I say printer.
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9th member; of Stray Kids
Fanfictionface claim; @hwa.min on Instagram started;1/8/2019 ended;27/8/2020 SECOND BOOK IS ALREADY UP^^
