A Certain Unexplainable Dragon Slayer

The Movie

Y/n was walking around the city trying to find a good place to eat for lunch. He wanted to try something new but couldn't find the right place to eat.

While passing by a tea shop he started thinking, 'Hm, what's up with this Indian Poker deal. Tsuchimikado and Aogami couldn't stop talking about it.' Y/n says and hears someone yelling

"BLAU! It's an honor to meet you!" Some random guy said from the place next door

"Heh?" Y/n says looking over and seeing the transaction

"C'mon not so loud." The guy know as Blau says

"What the hell..." Y/n says

"You'll disturb the other customers."

"S-Sorry!!" the guy apologized "I'm just so nervous meeting a legendary S-rank designer." He says

"Just relax let's keep this informal."

"R-Right!"

'S-Rank?' Y/n thought 'Wait that voice sounds familiar.'

"The card you gave me was indescribably superb." Another guy says

"I never wanted to wake up again!" The other said

'Hm? Oh is this those dream rankers i've heard about?' Y/n thought

"They're that great." The guy said and pulled out some money "This probably isn't enough but, please give just one!" He says but Blua held his hand out

"You don't need to give me that." He says "Knowing my dreams are spreading happiness is enough for me." He says with a smile

"Blau!" they all says with teary eyes

'Oh so some people do it for nothing, huh? How nice.' Y/n thought with a smile 'I wonder what the dreams are-'

"Getting to f*ck Alice from the Goddess Girls Club is a dream come true."

"Whether it's a supermodel or virtual idol..." One guy starts

"Your dreams let us communicate in a dimension normal people could never imagine!!" The other finishes as Y/n eyebrow twitches. If he had a drink he would probably spit it out from the shock. Ironically he thought he actually he heard someone doing that

"You can f*ck a female newscaster in the studio... or have passionate s*x in whatever outfit you want in the name of a photoshoot." One of them says

"You are a god among men for making cards like that Blua."

"My heart is already pounding thinking about tonight."

"It's only a matter of time before your dreams spread out to all Academy City."

'Calm down Kamijou. You can't control what other people do. It's bad, yes but I mean what can you do. Some people are just perverts.' Y/n thought and was about to walk past them but then heard what they said next

"Heheheh. It ain't just entertainers. You know Tokiwadai Middle School's 2 level 5's. They are both more beautiful than idols." Blua says

"Blua you don't mean."

"Misaka Mikoto the #3 may looked strong-willed, but you can use that to put cat ears on her, and a cat tail and f*ck her as much as you want." Y/n while passing them turns his head to look at the conversation "And you can dress Shokuhou Misaki in a school swimsuit before f*ck*ng her. You can even fondle those breast that clearly don't belong on a middle schooler until she c*ms."

'Heh.' Y/n thought with a mix of anger, disgust, hatred and for some reason a hint of a craving for blood. He didn't know why that pissed him off so much but Y/n was definitely getting revenge for his friends "Hey guys!" Y/n's blood immediately boiled when he saw who this Blua was. It was Aogami