A Certain Unexplainable Dragon Slayer

The Card

Y/n was right now walking around Academy city. He was just going to his home but ended up running into 2 of the most powerful brownette's in Academy City he knew. Worst took the spot of most annoying. It seemed like they were fighting over a... card.

"Kinuhata-san, I grabbed this card first." Misaka says

"My fingers super touched it first." Kinuhata says

"Unless I misheard... you said you weren't interested in cards containing knowledge or skills." Misaka says

"You're the one that said you were sick of cards after a super bad experience. It's super shameful to have double standards." Kinuhata shot back it seemed like they were about to use there powers so Y/n stepped in

"Let go of the damn card already. You damn midget." Misaka said with a death glare

"Enough nonsense you super washboard chest." Kinuhata shot back

They then almost attacked each other but Y/n grabbed both of their arms

"Calm down." Y/n says with a sigh and they both looked surprised

"Wait a second. If you remove the film the card becomes useless." The man says and they both drp the card in the pile

The man then tried to catch it but ended up falling and mixing all the cards

"My cards?!" The man says "Now I don't know which one is which!"

"It was a silverish one wasnt it?" Misaka asked

"There are a lot of similar colors here." Kinuhata says

"I'll buy... every card you have." Misaka says which makes both the mans and Y/n's eyes widen. What was so special about the card?

"No. I'll pay for half." Kinuhata says and the girls then both smiled

'Now they're working together, what the hell is that card?!' Y/n thought as the 2 shook hands

"Y/n can you super help?" Kinuhata asked

"Yeah please we really need help." Misaka says

They then both gave a puppy dog face. Both actually found out over more encounters with him that puppy dog faces are his weakness. Y/n stood no chance against both there attacks and fell down defeated

"Fine." Y/n says with a sigh

Later in a lounge

The 2 girls grabbed a random card while Y/n just sat around and waited for the 2 to be done with their dreams. They even wished each other luck for god damns sake! For anyone that doesn't know what these cards are they are like that BLAU guy except less perverted and more used for knowledge Y/n still didn't know why they needed it though.

'I could have tried to sniff out the card but they then decided to put all their hands on them and buy them all.' Y/n thought while sighing

They both then awoke screaming

"I-I can't just baselessly asume I'll grow eventually! It's too late once I end up like that!" Misaka says

"Heh?" Y/n asked

"A super blond pervert. Almost... almost..." Kinuhata says shaking Y/n then pats them both on the head

"Blond pervert huh I think I know who that dream belonged to." Y/n says "Do you mind-" Y/n tried to ask but they took another card "Damn!"

A few minutes later

Kinuhata woke up "IF YOU IDIOT'S LOVE THOSE BAGS OF FAT SO MUCH, EAT NOTHING BUT FATTY FOODS, WRITHE IN PAIN FROM GOUT, AND DIE!!!" Kinuhata shouted