Whomp

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  You don't know what came over you but you woke up the next day from bed with the biggest smile and the most energy you've had in forever. "WAKE UP ITS THE WEEKEND BITC-"  you had caught yourself remembering that Pappy's room was right next door to yours.
 
'Doesn't mean you can't go mess with Sans though.' A devilish grin creeped across your face as you ran from your room down the hallway to Sans room. Before making it you couldn't help but stop to pound on sleepy head Nathan's door, not caring for his bickering later.
 
After hearing a slight groan of unpleasantness you dash towards Sans door once more, you couldn't wait to scare the shit out of him. Just then you were suddenly lifted mid air, unable to move.
  
'What the hell!!' You tried to make words with your mouth but everything was just frozen. Only two people in this house use magic and only one's is blue.
'Poop face, i know you can hear me. Put me down!'

You angrily stared at his door, hearing a sudden click and seeing a drowsy Sans with a cocky smile step outside into the hallway. "How about no. You fuck with my sleep, you fuck with me."
 
'You weren't even sleep!' You were only becoming more frustrated being unable to move, his wasn't making it any better.
Sans speaks gruffly while closing his door. "I couldn't with those loud damn thoughts of yours. Also can you calm your soul down, its bright as hell."
  
To your surprise when he closed his door you slowly descended to the floor. Now being able to move you pouted a bit. Then you felt abnormally large boney arms lift you into the air before pulling you in for a hug.
 
You smile knowing it was no one but 'The Great Papyrus' himself.
"Hey Pappy, good morning."
Papyrus then tucked you under his arm before pointing high like a knight declaring war.

"If my brother does not want a grand weekend than we shall have a spectacular one on our own!"
  It was kinda tight being tucked under his arm like so, but you couldn't help but giggle after that sudden statement. "So where are we going, Pappy?"

U awaited his grand answer as he continued to stare oblivious but proudly at a spot on the ceiling. Only after a few seconds his shoulders slouched and relentlessly you fell to the floor. He looked away from you at floor board next to the stairway.

"I don't know."
You stood and brushed yourself off. Its funny how Sans is a constant non-consenting punching bag for your stress, but Pappy could do almost anything and never offend you.

He was so smart and yet so gullible in so many ways, almost like a kid.
You take a step towards him and raise to your tippy-toes. "Its ok Papyrus, thanks for trying." You rub his bony back through his pajamas. Suddenly an idea sparks to mind. "Pappy, have you ever been to a beac-"? You were cut off by a sudden knock on the door.

Papyrus quickly straightens himself up and looks to you as in to say 'expecting someone'? Before you can say anything, with you on his back, Papyrus jolts down stairs. You tightly grip to him, scared of the sudden change in arrangements.

Just as he swings open the door his cheery demeanor seems to fall and he no longer is smiling or bouncing in place. You smile a Kareem standing there but do seem a bit confused with him being present with only swimming trunks. You slightly turn your head, not wanting him to notice you looking over his physique.

"H-hey Kareem! What's up?"

"Nothin much......" He carefully looks around, avoiding eye contact with Papyrus for some reason.
"Sooo......aren't you off today?"
You vigorously nod, trying to make him more comfortable while you stare over Papyrus's shoulder.

"Wanna go Swimming, maybe?"
You look to Papyrus and as if he read your mind, he slowly begins to crouch for you to step down and let go of him.
Without a word Papyrus leaves you two at the door, walking off in quickly in some direction.

You smile awkwardly at Kareem. "I don't know how you still have the balls to come here. Im so sorry."
Kareem shakes his head.
"Don't apologize, im trying to get on their good side. So u wanna-"

Within a blink of an eye Sans is standing between us his left socket a bright blue. "No she doesn't." Just as cold and quickly as he said it he shut the door.

You frown at him. "Are you serious right now? What happened to 'fuck with my sleep, fuck with me' huh?"

Sans turns to me with a corner tooth bearing. "I told you to not trust him. He smells, looks, and acts off."

You ignore Sans and swing back open the door. "Sorry Kareem, hes grumpy. Anyway, I would love to come!"
You smile enthusiastically, knowing your only pissing off Sans more.

But surprisingly Sans gives a cocky smile before coming back to the door. "Im going."

You would expect for those two words to disappoint Kareem but his smile actually grew wider. "Alright than!"
Pappy suddenly poofed down stairs with a bunch of swimming gear, almost as if he's an expert.

Sans looks at his wide eyed. " when did you even fi d the time to study or buy these things?!"

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