The Umbrella Academy Preferences

Reaction:"Is there something you want to tell me?"

Vote in the comments who you want the next smut to be about. Not five because sexualizing kids is disgusting.

Diego:
"Diego, is there anything you wanna tell me?"

You mean besides the fact that I broke the toaster again? Or the bet I made with Klaus that resulted in us blowing up a car? Or is it the fact that I used the photo album your ex gave you as target practice?

"Besides me and Klaus blowing up your ex's car? No, nothing babe."

"It was a pra-wait you and Klaus did what?"

"He looked at you, I can't let that dick get away with that!"

"Oh my god Diego!"

Luther:
"Luther, is there something you need to tell me?"

Is it her birthday? No...Anniversary? No...funeral date? No...did I forget to do the laundry? Uh oh..wait no I did the laundry...Oh wait...shit I ate the rest of the lucky charms that was in the pantry..wait I did punch Diego earlier..

"Besides the fact that I punched Diego? No, nothing honey."

"Hun I was just mes-wait you hit Diego?"

"He was trying to braid my arm hair because Klaus bet him 20 bucks, I had to stop him!"

"But you don't hit him, Luther!"

Five:
"Five, do you have something to tell me?"

Shit did she find out about my past relationship with Delores? I'm gonna kill Klaus..Wait no she wouldn't care. It's not her birthday or the end of the world, not our anniversary....nothing was planned...wait..

"I just forgot about your recital tonight, it's nothing too serious, darling."

"Babe I was just ki-wait you seriously forgot!?"

"I have two assassins trying to kill me, I can't remember everything!"

"WAIT ASSASSINS!? FIVE!"

Ben:
"Ben, do you have anything you want to tell me?"

I don't think so..Nothing important is scheduled today...I haven't done anything drastic or stupid in awhile..Klaus hasn't roped me into-oh shit...KLAUS.

"Okay I tried to stop Klaus but he wouldn't, I'm sorry sweetie."

"Oh Ben it was just a pra-wait is this about the thing?"

"Yeah but he bribed me with a little kitten he found, I couldn't say no!"

"Ugh, Ben you know he can't be left unsupervised!"

Klaus:
"Klaus, is there something you wanna tell me?"

Okay I've been sober since we started dating so it's not that..It's not her birthday or anniversary..She ate today, why is she angry? We napped together so she's well rested...Maybe she found out that I messed with the raccoon she told me to leave alone..

"I only fed the raccoon, he looked hungry! Though he wasn't happy when I poked him with a twinkie."

"Love I was ki-wait you did what to him?"

"He wouldn't eat it! What else was I supposed to do?"

"Not poke him with it, Klaus!"