𝓖𝓮𝔃𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓰 || Nakanohito Genome

Mario Kart Shenanigans (Flufftober Day 22, Anya x GN! Reader)

Flufftober Day 22: Playing Games Together
Type: Fluff
Written By: @fictionaltingz
Warnings: None
POV: First-Person/some weird POV idk

(A/N) *screeches like a pterodactyl* anyways I tried something new with this oneshot I wrote it entirely in dialogue also this is literally just a crackfic I'm so sorry please accept it anyways

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"WHY DID YOU SEND A BLUE SHELL MY WAY!"

"HOW THE HELL ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO WIN FIRST PLACE?"

"I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BY NOT SABOTAGING ME?"

"THIS IS MARIO KART, NOT SOME CALM GAME LIKE ANIMAL CROSSING OR SOMETHING. THIS. MEANS. WAR."

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO ME! WE'RE DATING!"

"RELATIONSHIP STATUS MEANS NOTHING IN A GAME OF MARIO KART!"

"GODS, ANYA, YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!"

"I DON'T CARE. HAHA GET REKT BRO, I WON FIRST PLACE!"

"ANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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(A/N) *more screeching ensues*