Permafrost: Happy late holidays everyone!
Shore: Seeing as Christmas was yesterday and all and we don't have the other hosts powers to change the update days.
Haze: Wait that's a power?
Haze: Wait THEY HAVE MORE POWER THAN US???
Ember: Duh.
Ander: Obviously.
Shore: they're not stupid.
Hosts:.......
Shore: Well, most of the time.
*players appear*
Joy: Soooo spill. What did everyone get for Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule?
Kelp: Or whatever other holidays you got presents for.
Rainkeeper: I got booze.
Air: I GOT A POSTCARD AUTOGRAPHED BY MISHA COLLINS GAH!
Air: *starts hyperventilating*
Nightflyer: She was like this all of Christmas.
Air: I NOW PERMANENTLY OWN FOUR OBJECTS THAT MISHA COLLINS TOUCHED LONG ENOUGH TO SIGN.
Air: QUICK NIGHTFLYER WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO CLONE HIM??
Nightflyer: Uh, probably some DNA, some hair? I don't know, I'm an intellectual, not a scientist.
Air: Got it, so I have bribe his hairdresser and-
Nightflyer: Air no.
Air: THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MISHAS.
Nightflyer: *facetalons*
Joy: I got a Keanu Reeves cardboard cutout and box of Christmas bullets.
Nightflyer: A bottle of fireball whiskey hidden in a book, which actually makes me mad because you DEFACED A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK, RAINKEEPER-
Rainkeeper: You'll thank me when you're drinking the fireball.
Joy: And you will NOT thank me when you're puking up that bottle of jagermeister.
Rainkeeper: Worth it.
Seashell: I got an inflatable couch.
ME: *appears*
ME: This is all stuff that was given to me around Christmas time, yes, except the Keanu Reeves cutout. That was for my dad. And no, I'm not old enough to drink.
ME: *disappears*
Shore: Who was that...?
Joy: A friend.
Air: My spirit animal.
Seashell: Don't worry about it.
Rainkeeper: She just pops in sometimes.
Ember: Anyways! Air, we need you to sing the Shipping National Anthem to Supernatural.
Kelp: What is the Shipping National Anthem?
Ander: My research concluded it's something to do with the Indian boat that Francis Scott Key wrote The Star Spangled Banner on.
Permafrost: Pfft, NO.
Permafrost: It's I ship it by Not Literally!
Permafrost: It has everything shippers stand for!
Ember: Doesn't that song repeatedly mention Twincest?
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