A Møøse once bit my sister...No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Os...
Nightflyer: *stressed and screaming and frantically typing*
Joy: What the hell-
Nightflyer: I HAVE A 25 SLIDE PRESENTATION DUE TOMORROW AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS DUE THEN BECAUSE THE ASSIGNMENT WAS UNCLEAR SO I'M DOING IT ALL NOW AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Joy: The assignment was unclear?
Nightflyer: YEAH-
Joy: *sends a two second email to the teacher asking if it's due tomorrow*
*5 minutes later*
Teacher: Oh god- no.
Joy:........
Nightflyer: *still stress typing*
Joy:.....If I don't tell him, he'll be pissed. If I tell him, he might have a stroke.
Joy:......Decisions, decisions.
*players appear*
Air: One of our ships just broke up :(
Winter: Did.... Did you really just say colon parenthesis?
Moon: Real life or fandom ship?
Nightflyer: Real life. *starts crying*
Air: Nightflyer shipped it more than any of us*
Nightflyer: THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL.
Amber: Well, not every relationship works out, right Turtle?
Turtle:..... Please don't remind me.
Nightflyer: It's just SAD because she asked if he loved her, and he said he didn't know!
Nightflyer: THIS IS WHY I DON'T READ ANGST! *flips a table*
Air: I'll go get the blankets for a sad burrito.
Nightflyer: Thank you.
Rainkeeper: *tosses Qibli a controller*
Qibli: *gets hit in the face with it, then catches it*
Rainkeeper: I think you know what to do by now. Enjoy Stealing the Diamond.
Qibli: Wooooah that's a big diamond.
Winter: *appears outside a museum at night*
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Qibli: Well, obviously we should sneak in.
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