Nightflyer: Man, it's been a busy week.
Seashell: No kidding *drags tree branches into a pile*
Air: It's funny how we go from weeks with NOTHING happening to weeks with EVERYTHING happening.
Rainkeeper: *shredding pages from the latest Twilight novel and throwing it on the pile of tree branches*
Rainkeeper: I know, right?
Kelp: Strange how that works *pours gasoline on the pile*
Joy: Well, that's just how the world works. *lights match and drops it on pile*
*pile explodes into a large bonfire*
Hosts: *sit around the fire with marshmallows*
Nightflyer: This was a good use for this firewood.
Joy: Yes it was.
*players appear*
Clay: Wa- I WANT MARSHMALLOWS!
Air: *tosses him a bag*
Clay: This is why you're my favorite child. *inhales marshmallows*
Peril: CLAY!
Clay: Whu?
Peril: You're not supposed to TELL HER she's the favorite!
Clay: She knows.
Peril: No she didn't!
Air: The favorite always knows.
Hosts: *nod in agreement*
Riptide: So what else is new?
Air: Our scavenger author started school today!
Joy: Her last year of the K-12 school system, actually.
Rainkeeper: *sniffles* It seems like just yesterday she was in middle school inventing us.
Joy: Don't get emotional over this.
Rainkeeper: Why not?
Joy: Cause that's weird.
Rainkeeper: Fair enough.
Nightflyer: Let's see, state of the world stuff um.....
Seashell: RIP Chadwick Boseman. We still haven't seen Black Panther, but we know he meant a lot to the people of the Marvel Fandom.
Kelp: *smashes his fist against the floor* YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH, 2020. WHY WON'T YOU STOP!?!?!?!?
Joy: It can't stop, Kelp. It doesn't know how.
Kelp: Well there has to be something we can do!
Joy: All we can do is attempt to live to see 2021, which will either be significantly better, or twice as bad.
Air: SHUT UP, DON'T JINX US.
Air: As long as I have a working television for every single Thursday from October 8th on, the world will stay together.
Rainkeeper: And if you don't?
Air: Then my fiery rage will destroy the world and spare no one except the Supernatural cast and fandom.
Nightflyer: You need another Joy detox, don't you?
Air: No, Nightflyer, that is just what feelings have been drawn out from me by repressing all of my emotions related to the ending of Supernatural.
Nightflyer: That's....That's a lot of repression.
Air: Yes, and since there's about a 95% chance that Cas is going to-
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