Air: The Men of Letters Bunker is gone.
Air: Misha has the trenchcoats.
Air: And Baby went home.
Air: WE'RE AT THE END HERE PEOPLE.
Air: *does one of those gasp for air you do in the middle of sobbing*
Air: I think I'm gonna puke.
Nightflyer: Here's a bucket, a blanket, a cup of hot chocolate, and seventeen hours of pure puppy videos to ease your suffering until I can come up with a better plan.
Air: *cries into hot chocolate* You're too good for me.
Nightflyer: No I'm not, sweetie, you just take as long as you need to heal.
Air: It's our first fandom death, you know.
Nightflyer: I know.
Air: We weren't there when Harry Potter ended. Or Throne of Glass. Or Glee. But This-
Air: *starts bawling and makes unintelligible noises*
Nightflyer: *pats her on the head*
Nightflyer: We'll get through this.
Air: I'm gonna die.
Nightflyer: No you're not.
Air: I'm gonna die.
Nightflyer: I'm gonna more puppy videos.
Air: If they kill my heart, there won't be enough puppy videos in the world.
Nightflyer:....I need to go write many strongly worded letters to the people involved in the production of Supernatural.
*players appear*
Starflight: WHY ARE ALL THE SCAVENGERS WEARING MASKS?
Rainkeeper: Why AREN'T YOU wearing a mask is the better question.
Starflight: Because realistically, I don't think it's possible for us to wear those dentist mask thing, have you seen our ears we're not getting those on.
Sunny: *attempt to put on a mask*
Sunny: Think I got it- *opens mouth, mask snaps up and slingshots her in the eyes*
Sunny: AH!
Nightflyer: Okay....what about gaiters?
Clay: *has an alligator clamped over his snout*
Air:......Clay.....no....
Clay: I think it's trying to eat me.
Alligator: *growls*
Clay: YEP IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME SOMEBODY HELP.
Peril: *slaps the alligator and grills it*
Peril:Who wants roasted gator?
Clay: *eating alligator* How the turntables-
Rainkeeper: Y'know, that's actually a great segway
Kelp: SEGWAY!
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*everyone is on a segway*
Glory: Was.....Was this the dare?
Joy: No, we just like segways.
Air: I feel like Mall Cop, VROOM VROOM! *slams into a wall*
Seashell: Don't drive in the zoom zoom lane if you can't go the zoom zoom speed!
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T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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