Air: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nightflyer: Go ahead.
Air: SO MANY PEOPLE ARE MAD IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM AND COMING UP WITH CONSPIRACY THEORIES BECAUSE OF A TRANSLATION ERROR AND MISHA SAID IT WAS JUST AN ERROR AND THAT THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY BUT JUST-
Air: I GET THAT PEOPLE WEREN'T HAPPY WITH THE FINALE BUT CAN'T WE BE???
Air: LIKE I'M OKAY WITH PRETENDING THE SHOW ENDED AT EPISODE 19, BUT THEN CAS IS STILL DEAD AND I LIKE MY OTP TOGETHER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Air: BUT ALSO-
Air: UGGGGGGHHHHHHH I'M AT WAR WITH MYSELF. *falls to the floor*
Nightflyer: Alright, Air, there's only one thing to do.
Air: Hm?
Nightflyer: You acknowledge and accept that the finale was what it was and form your opinions on it....But also make up your own canon divergence on what you wanted to happen in the end.
Air: Okay....
Air: *tears up*
Air: I JUST WANT DEAN WINCHESTER TO BE CRYING HAPPY TEARS AT SAM AND EILEEN'S WEDDING AND FOR CAS TO PASS HIM TISSUES WHILE JACK EATS CAKE LIKE THE SMOL BEAN HE IS.
Nightflyer: That-
Nightflyer: *tears up* That is so innocent and pure-
Nightflyer: *hugs her*
Nightflyer: I HAVE MY INNOCENT GIRLFRIEND BACK AT HEART AGAIN, YES!
Air: I NEVER LEFT, I JUST KEPT THE PURE THOUGHTS AND TRADED THE INNOCENCE FOR RAGE.
Nightflyer: *crying* You're the smol bean host.
Air: I am?
Rainkeeper: Yes.
Joy: Yes.
Kelp: You're a cinnamon roll.
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: I don't know why we keep hosting these when the majority of our Supernatural dares are just for Air.
Air: Because it's fun!!!
*Clay and Peril appear*
Air: Wait why are they here?
Winter: Why are we here?
Turtle: Why ARE we here? Isn't that the meaning of life? The quest to answer that one question-
Qibli: Okay Dan Howell, step away from that existential crisis.
Rainkeeper: You guys are here cause you're props.
Moon: Oh. That makes sense.
Amber: *poses dramatically*
Amber: I'm the best prop though.
Carnelian: No, just the gayest.
Amber: Nu uh, I passed that torch to you when I became a straight girl, remember?
Carnelian: Amber, you're a lot of things. Straight is not one of them.
Amber:.......Is this because of all the Todrick Hall songs I've been listening to?
Carnelian: That and the unholy amount of Skittles you ingest on a daily basis.
Amber: I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT.
Carnelian: NO YOU CAN'T, IT'S A PROBLEM.
Rainkeeper: EXCUSE ME, BUT CAN I READ THE DARE?
All: *shuts up*
YOU ARE READING
T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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