Air: *screaming*
Joy: *somersaults into the room and point a gun*
Joy: WHERE'S THE DANGER?
Air: *clutches laptop* CUTE DOGGIE VIDEOS
Joy:.......
Joy: *puts gun away* I don't get paid enough for this.
Nightflyer: SHOW ME THE DOGGO VIDEOS.
Air/Nightflyer: *flails about cause doggo cuteness*
Rainkeeper: *watches video*
Rainkeeper: And you idiots got a cat.
Air: DO NOT INSULT SIR SERGEANT KEVIN!
Rainkeeper: He has a ranking now?
Air: IN THE AIR FORCE, YES.
Rainkeeper: You mean the Force that has done absolutely nothing for probably over a year?
Air:......We will update WHEN WE ARE NEEDED.
*players appear*
Amber: I don't think we've celebrated pride month enough around here so QUICK EVERYONE WHOSE YOUR FAVORITE LGBTQIAP+ CHARACTER?
Joy: Mor from ACOTAR! Or Aedion from TOG- WAIT I CAN'T CHOOSE. BOTH OF THEM.
Air: Bitch did you really have to ask?
Air: *unfurls poster*
Air: *dramatically gestures*
Nightflyer: I think she meant canonically gay-
Air: AND YOUR POINT IS?
Nightflyer: Fair enough.
Nightflyer: I'm gonna pick Jemilla and Zazzalil from Firebringer
Rainkeeper: The goddess that is Liz Taylor in American Horror Story Hotel.
Kelp: Thomas Sanders.
Joy: Fictional characters, babe.
Kelp:....MEPHISTO AND GABRIEL SANDERS.
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T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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