Seashell: *flipping through dares to do*
Seashell: Hey, Australians? Can you explain something to me?
Seashell: If you get so mad in the comments when we stereotype something about Australia, then WHY DO I HAVE 3 SEPARATE DARES DARING PEOPLE TO STEREOTYPE AND IMPERSONATE AUSTRALIANS?
Joy: Maybe people from other countries want to anger the Australians?
Seashell: That sounds like a losing battle, and besides, I know for a fact that at least one of the stereotype Australian dares was literally dared by an Australian, so now I'm even more confused.
Kelp: Maybe they're like Americans, and they deliberately want to make fun of themselves.
Joy: Possible, possible.....BUT HEY, THAT'S AMERICA'S THING!
Air: YEAH! WE SUCK!
Rainkeeper: Guys, guys, relax! It could be worse.
Rainkeeper: We could be England.
Hosts:........
Joy: Yeah, okay, that's fair.
Kelp: Scottish people literally chant "We hate England more than you" when they play football against Ireland. Or at least I think it was football.
Air: Oh, there's something we can all agree on- AMERICAN FOOTBALL SHOULD NOT BE CALLED FOOTBALL.
Nightflyer: Air, we're technically American made dragons, you realize that right-
Air: IT'S STILL STUPID! THEY DON'T USE THEIR FEET!
Rainkeeper: Then what does the kicker do?
Air:........SHUT UP, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Joy: Wait wait, I've got a joke. Kelp, you be England even though I like you.
Kelp: Okay.
Kelp: Favourite.
Joy: Favorite.
Kelp: Colour.
Joy: Color.
Kelp: What are you doing?
Joy: Getting rid of u lol
Joy: This. This is the peak of humor.
Seashell: You know there's actually a ship for Britain and America, right?
Rainkeeper: Yes and I lowkey ship it, don't judge me til you read this.
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Hosts:..........
Nightflyer: Dammit I ship countries now.
Air: CANADA CAN BE THE FLOWER GIRL AT THE WEDDING!
*players appear*
Amber: *checks calendar*
Amber: You're late.
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