T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE

Supernatural Hell Part 11/11 (J.W.)

Air: Nightflyer I want to sob.

Nightflyer: Okaaaay? Why?

Air: *holds up a chart*

Nightflyer: What-

Air: *points at chart with pointer stick* Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki both married their costars, although Jensen and Danneel started dating in 2006, and Jared and Gen didn't meet til either 2007 or 2008, depending on when filming for supernatural season 4 started-

Nightflyer: I-

Air: BUT BOTH couples got engaged in 2009, with Jared and Gen in October, and Jensen and Danneel in November.

Air: They also both got married the following year, with Jared in February, and Jensen in May.

Nightflyer: Why does this make you want to sob?

Air: *snaps pointing stick*

Air: BECAUSE JENSEN AND JARED ARE LIKE BROTHERS SO IMAGINE THE CONVERSATIONS THEY MUST HAVE HAD IN SEPTEMBER OF 2009 RIGHT BEFORE THEY DECIDED TO PROPOSE TO THEIR GIRLFRIENDS LIKE DO YOU THINK THEY COORDINATED THIS?? WHAT IF THEY SECRETLY PLANNED TO GET MARRIED AROUND THE SAME TIME, MY HEART-

Nightflyer:.........

Nightflyer: Air.

Air: Yes?

Nightflyer: For starters nobody asked for this information-

Air: Nobody ever asks for any sort of information. You just learn it along the way whether you want to or not.

Nightflyer: Secondly, I think you need to entertain the idea that you are stalking the cast of Supernatural.

Air: No I'm not, I don't even know where they live.

Air: I mean I THINK Misha's somewhere in Washington, but I'm not positive.

Air: And technically I can narrow down Jensen and Jared's addresses to a 272 mile radius- BUT THAT'S STILL A LOT OF SPACE!

Nightflyer: You need help. Go see a therapist.

Air: I am seeing a therapist, you and Rainkeeper forced me, remember?

Nightflyer: And?

Air: And she talks about chickens a lot and her dog is cute.

Nightflyer: I think we should get you a different therapist.

Air: Please don't I like the one I have. She helped me find Ten Inch Hero online so I could watch it!

Nightflyer: And how was it?

Air: A M A Z I N G, it's our next date night movie. It has a lot of romance.

Nightflyer: SOLD.

*players appear*

Joy: Alright Air, it's the LAST SUPERNATURAL HELL PART. So get ALL your references out now cause we're gonna cut back on them a lot once this madness ends.

Air: But I can still freak out over it if it goes canon in another language, right?

Joy: Yes, we're just not going to go to this level over it again.

Air: Well in that case....

Air: Let's see-

Air: There are three nude photos of Misha Collins on the internet, I know of all of them, good luck finding them though,

Air: There's a large ship going around involving Misha Collins and Bill Clinton, and that's the fourth time a president has been involved in Supernatural, the first being that Obama ships Destiel, the second being Trump helping the Leviathans, and the third being that time Lucifer possessed the president and Sam and Dean tried to kill him and instead got sent to mac security prison- a WONDERFUL episode.