Air: *starts tearing the room apart*
Air: NIGHTFLYER QUICK
Nightflyer: What?
Air: I NEED A PUMPKIN, DOG FUR, AND THREE JARS OF MAYONNAISE. STAT.
Nightflyer: what....What does that have to do with Halloween?
Air: IT'S THE GISH HALLOWEEN MINI HUNT, DUH!
Nightflyer: Ah, that makes sense. I'll get the pumpkin.
Air: YES, GOOD. THIS HUNT IS THE ONLY THING DISTRACTING ME FROM MY SEVERE TRAUMA FROM THE LAST EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL, SO GO GO GO.
Joy: What was there to be traumatized about?
Air:............
Nightflyer: Oh my moons, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT-
Air: It's fine. I'll just go with my analogy.
Air: Every episode of season 15 of supernatural has been like a pot of spaghetti and meatballs. And someone, every episode, is tossing the spaghetti up and catching it in the bowl. Up and down and up and down, until this episode. Because this time, the spaghetti hit the ceiling fan and went everywhere. So now there's spaghetti and sauce all over the ceiling, the walls, the floor, you, the WHOLE WORLD IS DESTROYED, and you're sitting on the floor crying because there's spaghetti everywhere, you'll never get the sauce stains out of your clothes, and oh- you hate spaghetti.
Joy:.........
Joy: Oh.
Air: BUT LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT MY PAIN TODAY BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN ON A FULL MOON!
Rainkeeper: WOOHOO!!!
*Hosts disappear*
*players appear*
Sunny: Spooky, scary, skeletons, send shivers down your spine....
*large door crashes down*
Players: *scream*
Meerkat: WHAT IS THAT!?!?!
Winter: It's a door, dumbass.
Sunny: *hits Winter*
All: *gasps*
Sunny:.........What?
Winter: You hit me....
Sunny:...Well everyone else has before!
Winter: But not you!
Winter: I feel so hurt!
Sunny: Well I'm SORRY, but you insulted Meerkat!
Winter: *starts crying* I can't believe you.
Qibli: *hugs Winter*
Qibli: What have you done?
Sunny: I'M SORRY!
Tsunami: MOVING ON. What's with the door?
Clay: I don't know.... *knocks on the door*
*door slot opens*
Joy: WHO SENT YOU?
Clay: AH! Wait what?
Joy: WHO SENT YOU.
Clay: Um....You? And the hosts? You summoned us?
Glory: I think they're trying to pull a reference to something.
Moon: Obviously.
Glory: Well if it's so OBVIOUS then what's the gag, genius?
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