Rainkeeper: *looking on Spotify for songs he hasn't heard in awhile*
Rainkeeper: Oh! You know what song I haven't heard in FOREVER?
Joy: Lips of an Angel by Hinder.
Rainkeeper: No, cause that's a beautiful song, how could you ever forget it?
Joy: True.
Rainkeeper: The glee version of Smooth Criminal! They did the best version of it next to 2Cellos of course and *looks it up*
Rainkeeper: *sees that 2Cellos was the cellists in the glee version*
Rainkeeper: HU- *clutches chest, falls*
Joy:.......
Hosts:.......
Kelp: Is he dead?
Joy: I'll get a stick to find out.
Joy: *takes stick, pokes him*
Rainkeeper: WHAT IS THIS FEELING!?!?!?
Joy: Nope, not dead.
Rainkeeper: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*players appear*
Carnelian: So how's school?
Kinkajou: Oh it's really fun and-
Carnelian: HA! LOSERS, YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!
Qibli: Carnelian..... you went to school too....
Carnelian: But I don't have to go anymore so HA!
Winter: You died because you wanted to attend school.
Carnelian: And it was the biggest mistake of Ruby's life to send me and to make up for it, she married me!
Carnelian: So now I get to live, miss school, and BE A QUEEN, and the only downside is I get tortured twice a week!
Turtle: This- This isn't a fair trade....
Amber: It's as fair as this game gets.
Moon: So what are we doing today?
Rainkeeper: Turtlejou is going to sing Someone You Like by The Girl and the Dreamcatcher while the rest of us jam out to our individual favorite instrumental albums.
Nightflyer: Ruby Sparks soundtrack, take me away *slaps on headphones*
Joy: Gladiator, here I come *plugs in earbuds*
JW:.........
Qibli: Are you seriously going to listen to different music while Turtle and Kinkajou sing a duet?
Joy: No.
Nightflyer: Maybe.
Kelp: YOU TRY RESISTING THE URGE OF TWO STEPS FROM HELL.
Air: Or Mozart Heroes!
Rainkeeper: Or 2Cellos!
Seashell: Or those 3 hour long fantasy music compilations that always end up in my YouTube recommendations and are great background music for Dnd campaigns!
Moon: *facetalons*
Seashell: FINE, we'll listen. But you have to listen to our stuff afterwards. Deal?
Winter: Deal? This was not a negotiation, Seashell. This was you forcing us to do one thing, and now adding ANOTHER thing for us to do against our will. This whole game is nothing but blackmail. This is a hostage situation, not a party game.
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