Never Going Back (D.O.D.)

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Rainkeeper: I think we all need to take a moment to appreciate the epicness that is these drawings our Scavenger author's friend made.

Joy: You're just saying that cause she drew you and Pear.

Rainkeeper: Not true!

Joy:.........

Rainkeeper: She also drew Tree-Bud.

Air: LET ME SEEEEEEE

Air: LET ME SEEEEEEE

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Seashell: Why does Tree Bud look like he's possessed and about to violently murder something?

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Seashell: Why does Tree Bud look like he's possessed and about to violently murder something?

Rainkeeper:......You haven't met that sloth, have you?

Seashell: No I have not.

Rainkeeper: Well that's what he does.

Air: Everything looks so shiny....

Joy: Why does Pear have a dog nose-

Rainkeeper: IT IS ART AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITIQUE IT.

Nightflyer: But that's what art critics do.....

Rainkeeper: SHUDDUP

*players appear*

Clay: I hope you know I kept all the clay statues.

Peril: My statue got set on fire again, and it hardened and got all shiny, so now we have a permanent slippery puddle Clay calls art.

Clay: It's not THAT slippery. Here, Sunny, walk on this.

Sunny: Okay. *walks on it, slips and falls*

Meerkat: Are you okay?

Sunny: I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN WITH BANANA PEELS!!!

Meerkat: Oh, honey no....Anything that's slippery can make you fall....

Sunny: YOU MEAN I SWORE OFF EATING BANANAS FOR NOTHING?????

Glory: No, you swore off eating bananas because I told you they'd make you fall so that you'd get scared and there'd be more bananas for me.

Sunny:........BITCH.

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