Rainkeeper: I think we all need to take a moment to appreciate the epicness that is these drawings our Scavenger author's friend made.
Joy: You're just saying that cause she drew you and Pear.
Rainkeeper: Not true!
Joy:.........
Rainkeeper: She also drew Tree-Bud.
Air: LET ME SEEEEEEE
Seashell: Why does Tree Bud look like he's possessed and about to violently murder something?
Rainkeeper:......You haven't met that sloth, have you?
Seashell: No I have not.
Rainkeeper: Well that's what he does.
Air: Everything looks so shiny....
Joy: Why does Pear have a dog nose-
Rainkeeper: IT IS ART AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITIQUE IT.
Nightflyer: But that's what art critics do.....
Rainkeeper: SHUDDUP
*players appear*
Clay: I hope you know I kept all the clay statues.
Peril: My statue got set on fire again, and it hardened and got all shiny, so now we have a permanent slippery puddle Clay calls art.
Clay: It's not THAT slippery. Here, Sunny, walk on this.
Sunny: Okay. *walks on it, slips and falls*
Meerkat: Are you okay?
Sunny: I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN WITH BANANA PEELS!!!
Meerkat: Oh, honey no....Anything that's slippery can make you fall....
Sunny: YOU MEAN I SWORE OFF EATING BANANAS FOR NOTHING?????
Glory: No, you swore off eating bananas because I told you they'd make you fall so that you'd get scared and there'd be more bananas for me.
Sunny:........BITCH.
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T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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