Nightflyer: You ever just look at a name and think, ah, yes, this. This is a name an attractive person would have.
Joy: Bastien.
Air: Jensen.
Kelp: Annaliese.
Rainkeeper: Genevieve.
Seashell: William.
Nightflyer:......
Nightflyer: E X A C T L Y.
Joy: *sighs* Bastien....
Seashell/Air: Bastien....
Seashell: We will roam the south of France for you one day.
Air: If we take him to Venice he can read his poetry on the water.
Joy/Seashell: *sighs*
Nightflyer/Rainkeeper/Kelp:.......
Nightflyer: I thought I was your Bastien....
Air: Close, so very very close, but no.
*players appear*
Moon: PLEASE tell me all the portal nonsense is done with, I was losing my mind with double Qinter.
Qibli: The world is just not ready for double Qinter.
Winter: THERE IS NO QINTER.
Qibli: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Winter: I'm straight!
Qibli: You were not yesterday.
Winter:.....*screeches*
Amber: So how are things in the scavenger world?
Kelp: Well our scavenger author has to take three AP exams, soooo
Joy: That's her stress sobbing in the corner cause she has two days to memorize the entire history and interworkings of the US Government.
Carnelian: OOF.
Nightflyer: She'll be there on Tuesday to stress sob cause the AP Literature exam is on Wednesday, and that class is making her question everything in life in a not good way.
Rainkeeper: What is it with high school and making people feel terrible at the things they thought they were good at, effectively shattering dreams and making everyone hate themselves?
Joy:....It's high school. That's implied.
Air: But at least she's done with actual classes now!
Hosts: True, true.
Rainkeeper: Anyways, since we have to go memorize every major supreme court case since like, ever, we'll keep this simple. Winter, we need you to sing Cold As Ice.
Winter:.......
Qibli: *gasps*
Winter: I thought your humor would never stoop to this level. I see I was wrong.
Qibli: PUNS- SO MANY PUNS- I-
Joy: *dumps an entire jar of tomato sauce on Qibli*
Qibli:.......
Qibli: If you think the tomatoes are pun prevention, you're severely wrong.
Air: *clicks on boombox*
*music starts*
Winter: *long suffering sigh*
Winter: You're as cold as ice!
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T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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