A Møøse once bit my sister...No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Os...
Rainkeeper: Are you sad because we're back from vacation?
Air: *still crying, shakes head*
Nightflyer: Is it because we didn't get a chance to buy Twizzlers to make a reference to a Destiel oneshot at the grand canyon?
Air: *sniffles* Yes but actually no.
Air: I'm still having nightmares about the Watermelon man.
Kelp: The-
Kelp: The what?
Air: *holds up picture* I just turned around and it jump scared me and now it won't go away.
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Kelp: *jumps a mile* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!?!?
Air: IT'S A SCARY DEMON, THAT'S WHAT.
Joy: Weird- why does he have watermelon?
Kelp: *screeches and covers his eyes*
Kelp: I DON'T KNOW, JUST TAKE IT AWAY TAKEITAWAY!!!
Air: I CAN'T, IT WON'T STOP HAUNTING ME!!! *starts crying again*
Kelp: I don't even have a religion and it makes me want to cross myself.
Seashell: Then do it.
Kelp: I'm sorry?
Seashell: Do it, I am genuinely curious what you think crossing yourself even is.
Kelp:.......
Kelp: *taps his chest a couple times* In the name of the father, the son, and the marching band.
Seashell:.......No.
Joy: Yes. Continue.
Kelp: Our lord and savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned, the black parade come, thy Way be done, on Helena and in DESTROYA. Give us this danger day our daily Toro, and forgive us our Na na na's, as Mama will forgive us when we all go to hell. I'm not okay. Iero be with you.
Hosts:.......
Joy: First question, when did you have time to join a religion based on My Chemical Romance?
Kelp: What do you think I do when you're busy torturing people?
Joy: I thought you did jigsaw puzzles....
Kelp: No. Well, yes, but sometimes I go to MCR Church.
Joy: Can I join?
Kelp: Obviously.
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: Happy Pride Month guys!!!
Clay: I have no idea what that is, but Amber's very happy about it and there's rainbow ribbons everywhere so I'm enjoying it.
