Nightflyer: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Nightflyer: *clings to Air*
Air: Aww, your favorite holiday!
Nightflyer: IT'S THE BEST SO EVERYBODY TELL ME WHO YOU LOVE TODAY CAUSE IT'S A DAY FULL OF LOVE!
Rainkeeper: And societal pressures, increased depression for everyone who doesn't want to be single but is, and a day in which already greedy corporations get to roll in masses of money made because your marriage will fall apart if you don't by a sufficient, flattering three dollar card you'll inevitable throw away in a week.
Air:.....SHUSH.
Nightflyer: It's a day of LOVE. AND HEART SHAPED THINGS AND CANDY.
Joy: Well, to answer your previous question, I love Kelp, and Rhys and Feyre from ACOTAR cause THERE'S ONLY TWO DAYS UNTIL A COURT OF SILVER FLAMES COMES OUT.
Seashell: And we don't have enough money to afford it.
Joy: INFINITE DOLLARS, SEASHELL.
Seashell: In fictional land.
Joy: I WILL BREAK OPEN A SAFE AND GET MONEY FOR IT.
Kelp: Going off that, I love Joy and Crowley and Aziraphale because INEFFABLE HUSBANDS AGH-
Joy: They're wonderful.
Kelp: So wonderful. I bet they're having a delightful Valentine's Day.
Joy: I bet Crowley made crepes and Aziraphale is spoiling him with presents until he's just snake mush on the floor.
Kelp: *clutches chest* MY HEART- HOW COULD YOU- I LOVE IT-
Air: I love Nightflyer and all my Supernatural ships but we've obsessed over them for 11 dares so I'll be quiet.
Nightflyer: Really?
Air:.....
Air: It is also the first Valentine's Day in a canon Destiel world- BUT ALSO WALKER IS AMAZING, YALL SHOULD WATCH, CAUSE I NEED SOMEONE TO FANGIRL OVER TREY AND MICKI WITH CAUSE RELATIONSHIP GOALS.
Rainkeeper: I love Pear, she's not here, but I still love her,
Rainkeeper: And Red, White, and Royal Blue has emotionally destroyed me and Alex and Henry now own me. Claremont for President.
Nightflyer: I LOVE AIR AND VELTNINE'S DAY AND ALL MY SHIPS BUT TODAY I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE NEW SHIP OUR DND CHARACTER HAS.
Air: Our character is a level 2 Elf bard. Her name is Emrys.
Nightflyer: And during the campaign last night she got engaged to her soulmate, an elf named Evangeline, and it was the most romantic proposal ever and I'm still sobbing.
Joy: Air actually cried during it.
Air: I did not cry.
Air:......I aggressively sobbed and died because the DM didn't know about my Twist and Shout triggers and played a cover of 'I Can't Help Falling in Love with you' and while it was a pretty version, it psychologically damaged me severely, I need therapy.
Seashell: Are we gonna do a dare or...?
Rainkeeper: TELL US WHO LOVE FIRST.
Seashell: Fine, I love Geyser and I'm beyond attached to Agnes and Hazel from the Umbrella Academy.
Nightflyer: NOW LET THE LOVW DARE BEGIN!
*players appear*
Deathbringer: I heard it was Valentine's Day AND we're done with Supernatural shit so PLEASE tell me we're doing Seven minutes in Heaven.
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