Air: Hey Joy?
Joy: What.
Air: Can you watch Kevin later?
Kevin: Mrow.
Joy: Absolutely not.
Air: Why not?
Joy: It's Jelp Date Night!
Kelp:.....You have got to stop calling it that.
Joy: It's not wrong-
Kelp: Joy, you and me screaming along to Mick Jones Nicked My Pudding on repeat for five hours straight does NOT count as date night.
Joy:.....Then what IS it?
Kelp: It's my favorite thing. Air, we'll watch the cat.
Joy: NOOOOO
Air: YESSSSS
Joy: Curse you for being responsible.
Kelp: One of us has to be.
Joy:......Fair enough.
*players appear*
Moon: May I?
Nightflyer: Go ahead.
Moon: *in a perfect Molly Weasley impersonation*
Moon: Where HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?
Winter: Why would you say that, they'll start thinking we missed them or something.
Joy: Hi Winter.
Winter: Can we go back on a break, I hate you.
Joy: I love your cousin.
Winter: Too many people do.
Kelp: Impossible, she's wonderful.
Air: We're so sorry for all the things we did with her in LATSSS. We didn't understand.
Joy: And yet somehow it was still in character-
Rainkeeper: ANYWAYS MOVING ON BEFORE WE ACCIDENTALLY SPOIL BOOK 14 FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ IT YET.
Nightflyer: We have spoiler guilt so we're avoiding doing it again, we're sorry.
Kelp: Now LET'S GET BACK TO THE FIIIGHTIIING!!!!
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*players appear in arena*
Air: Alright, same deal, here's your fights!
Air: Moon and SCP-173!
Moon: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Kelp: I DON'T KNOW BUT THE WIKI SAID YOU SHOULDN'T BLINK.
Moon: GO AWAY CREEPY WEEPING ANGEL.
SCP-173: *grabs her by the throat*
Moon: *punches it*
Moon: OW!
Joy: Yeah, it's also made out of concrete and rebar.
Air:.....Rebar?
Joy: Yeah.
Air: *Vietnam war flashbacks*
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