T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE

Double Take (D.O.D., Guest Hosting Nightseeker)

Kelp: Okay so I give Air a lot of credit now because making stuff out of clay is HARD.

Air: Why did you think it would be easy?

Kelp: I DON'T KNOW, I JUST FAILED.

Joy: What were you trying to make?

Kelp:....NOTHING.

Joy:....Kelp. Tell me.

Kelp: I was gonna make you a present and I failed...

Joy:...AIR TEACH HIM HOW TO USE CLAY CAUSE THAT'S ADORABLE.

Air: Fine, anything for Jelp.

Seashell: Oh, speaking of ships, our guest host is back.

*A portal opens...but it gets wavy and spits out Nightseeker, a Sand/Icewing hybrid, an Icewing, and Night/Seawing hybrid*

Pisces: Dad what just happened?

Nightseeker: Your guess is as good as mine

Temperature: I think we just went to TOD...but why us

Polar: wait...IS AMBER HERE I NEED TO TALK TO THE GAY QUEEN

Air: THEY'RE MULTIPLYING.

Joy: And no, Amber's not here. Next time though!

Air: Hi, I'm the certified host to go to regarding gay ship related things, I'd be happy to answer any questions you might have.

Nightflyer: I have a question. Why did Buzzfeed put Crowley and Aziraphale on a list of fictional relationships they wished happened but never did when they're actually together and it's been confirmed a thousand times over?

Air: Because Buzzfeed writers are morons. Next.

Polar: No I need to talk to the Gay Queen.

Joy: We can offer you our drag queen friends Sparkles and Molly Poppins, but that's all.

Pisces: Ok... well I'm going to....fuck....

Nightseeker: What?

Pisces: The portal's broken! We can't go back!

Seashell: WHAT.

Seashell: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GO BACK, I DON'T WANT THEM HERE FOREVER.

Kelp: Are you seriously still mad about that talon/claw thing?

Seashell: Yes BECAUSE I'M RIGHT.

Temperature: You were arguing about dragon anatomy? You are an idiot.

Nightseeker: Forget that...so how long are we stuck here?

Pisces: Not sure....wait....

*Portal gets wavy and spits out an alternate universe DoD from the fic Shifting Scales*

Hosts:.......

Air: I thought we didn't bring in the players yet...

Joy: We didn't. Those aren't our players.

Kelp: How can you tell?

Rainkeeper: They're not murdering us with their eyes.

AU!Clay: Ow my head...what happened Starflight?

AU!Starflight: Don't ask me, I can't see a thing.

AU!Sunny: It seems nice here.

Joy: HA!

Hosts: *bursts out laughing*

Rainkeeper: It's not. Want a drink?

Nightflyer: If you're stuck here long enough, you will be tortured. It happens.