Air: *lying face down on the floor*
Joy: *pokes her with a stick*
*Nothing happens*
Joy: Nightflyer?
Nightflyer: *listening to Chicago soundtrack on vinyl*
Nightflyer: Yes?
Joy: Is... *pokes again* Is Air dead?
Nightflyer:........
Nightflyer: Well I mean she hasn't moved since Thursday night so.....
Joy: Have you TRIED to move her?
Nightflyer: Yes. Many times.
Joy: And nothing?
Nightflyer: The most I got was a pained screech last night.
Joy:.......She's dead.
Nightflyer: Yes she is.
Nightflyer: *turns up the volume on Chicago*
Joy:.......I thought you'd care more.
Nightflyer: Oh, I do, but Air warned me this reaction would happen, so I'm not worried. She'll be fine by Thursday.
Joy: Fair enough. *pokes her again*
Nightflyer: Please stop poking her
Joy: No.
*players appear*
Sunny: Hi!
Rainkeeper: You're happy today.
Sunny: Of course I'm happy! Meerkat and I went thrift store shopping and he bought me presents.
DOD:........
Glory: Okay, he can stay.
Clay: Approved.
Tsunami: Riptide never buys me presents....
Fatespeaker: Neither does Starflight, but I get him stuff all the time....
Starflight/Riptide:.............
Riptide: *searches the room for a gift for Tsunami*
Riptide: Here, Tsu-tsu, I got you a giant diamond!
Tsunami: Oooo
Fatespeaker: WHAT!
Starflight: *scans the room*
Starflight: Welp, I can't top that, so why try. *snorts cocaine*
Peril: Clay, why don't you get me presents?
Clay: I give hugs!
Clay:..........Aren't.......Aren't those presents?
Peril:....Okay, yes they are, I love you.
Clay: YAY! *hugs her*
Glory: Are you going to start bribing me with gifts now?
Deathbringer: Hell no, I'M the gift.
Glory:.....True.
Sunny: So what's the dare?
Seashell: Glory has to-
Joy: *drops a broken coffee machine*
Rainkeeper: What-
Joy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Hosts:........
Air: I did. I broke it.
Joy: No, you didn't- Rainkeeper?
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T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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