Nightflyer: With everything in the world a disaster, it is important to take up learning new skills. I, for instance, learned how to sew.
Nightflyer: I broke a needle and stabbed myself several times in the process, but I learned. Anyone else?
Air: I took the opportunity to practice drawing more, in an attempt to one day surpass Rainkeeper in painting skills.
Rainkeeper: In your dreams, Air.
Nightflyer: But that's good that you've been practicing! Any artwork that's worthy for us to see?
Air: Well, there is one....
Nightflyer: Show us! I'm sure everyone wants to see.
Rainkeeper: Can't be worse than Kelp's 'Badly Drawn Comics'
Kelp: Excuse you, people love those.
Rainkeeper: Do they? Do they REALLY?
Air: BEHOLD! *unfurls artwork*
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Hosts:............
Rainkeeper: What-
Seashell: What am I looking at here?
Air: That's the Queen of England, and that's Misha Collins, and I've put them in the poses of the movie poster for Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Hosts:......
Joy: *burst out laughing*
Seashell: Why does Misha's eye look so weird-
Air: WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT, JUST FOCUS ON THE QUEEN OKAY
Rainkeeper: Can we laugh?
Air: Please do, I thought it was hilarious.
Joy: IT IS!
Rainkeeper: The wrinkles on the queen's face are on point though....
Kelp: Can we frame this?
Nightflyer: We're framing this. This is one of the greatest art pieces I've ever seen in my life.
Air: Thanks babe.
Rainkeeper: Why do I want more of these....
Air: Oh, you'll get them. I'm doing Pretty Woman next, although I'm thinking of pairing the Queen up with someone other than Misha. Any suggestions?
Joy: Freddie Mercury.
Air: Oooooo good one.
*players appear*
Air: *frames artwork and puts it up next to Tam's shrine*
Qibli: *bursts out laughing*
Amber: Queen be lookin' fine.
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