T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE

Faction Before Blood (Both)

Air: JUST ONCE CAN I BE IN A FANDOM THAT DOESN'T CAUSE ME SEVERE EMOTIONAL PAIN?

Hosts:......

Kelp: Do....Do those even exist?

Joy: A- wait, no....

Nightflyer: Band...fandoms- Wait no, MCR fans are definitely suffering from severe emotional pain all the time.

Seashell: Yeah no, they don't exist. Who hurt you this time?

Air: Somebody died in Walker and I AM NOT OKAY WITH IT.

Joy: Hush little baby, don't you cry. He was a Winchester, you knew he'd die.

Air:........

Air: First of all, how dare you-

Kelp: Second of all, that was catchy as hell.

*players appear*

Qibli: I thought we were on a break.

Rainkeeper: There are no breaks, who told you that?

Qibli: Uhhhhh Ross?

Rainkeeper: WE DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM ROSS IN THIS HOUSE.

Winter: This house is a fucking nightmare.

Sunny: LANGUAGE! THAT'S IT, YOU'RE IN TIME OUT. GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!

Winter: YOU CAN'T GIVE ME ORDERS.

Meerkat: Watch her.

Moon: Can we speed this up, I have shows to watch.

Amber: Your I Love Lucy reruns can wait.

Moon: LEAVE ME AND MY LUCY ALONE.

Amber: ONLY WHEN YOU ACCEPT THAT YOU ONLY WATCH IT CAUSE RICKY RICARDO IS HOT.

Moon: EVERYONE WATCHED THAT SHOW BECAUSE RICKY RICARDO WAS HOT.

Carnelian: I just thought it was funny...

Amber: THAT TOO, BUT IT'S MOSTLY ABOUT RICKY.

Joy: *blows air horn to get everyone's attention*

Joy: So. Today's dare.

Rainkeeper: Will be taking us back to the prime days of middle school when we read the Divergent series.

Nightflyer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, THE DIVERGENT SERIES!

Air: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, MIDDLE SCHOOL!

Kelp: We still hide all the copies of Allegiant whenever we go to Barnes and Noble and I think that says everything you need to know about our thoughts on how that series ended.

Seashell: The first two books were really good though....

Joy: And we will never speak of the movies cause they were trash. GREAT cast. Horrible execution.

Air: Why would you say execution?

Rainkeeper: ANYWAYS, it's been brought to our attention that we never sorted you guys into Divergent Factions, so we're doing that today because it must be done.

Tsunami: What the hell are factions?

Clay: Fractions? Oh no. Ohhhhhh no no no. Just kill me. I'm not dealing with those things again.

Nightflyer: FACTIONS are the five groups that the world of Divergent are sorted into. When people turn 16, they choose which faction they want to live the rest of their life in by cutting their hand over a bowl designated to that faction.