Joy: It's 4 am, I just killed a bug, and our scavenger author is writing this while listening to MIIA.
Rainkeeper: Sleep is for the weak.
*players appear*
Nightflyer: Oh my moons, it's the first time we've had a group larger than both the DOD and the JW.
Fathom: I'm still very confused by this game.
Blue: Why do Luna and Swordtail have to stay in the closet the whole time?
Luna: *through closet door* SHUT UP BLUE WE'RE GOING FOR A RECORD HERE.
Clay: Peril, do you know who these dragons are?
Peril: No idea.
Clay: Okay good, I thought I just forgot all their names.
Moon: And you'll BEHAVE, RIGHT DARKSTALKER?
Clearsight: don't tell my soulmate what to do.
Darkstalker: Yeah MOON.
Clearsight: Darkstalker behave.
Deathbringer: YOUR BOYFRIEND SUCKS.
Clearsight: WE KNOW.
Carnelian: So why are we here?
Kelp: Well, you'll never believe this, but it's for a dare.
All:..........
Tsunami: WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
Seashell: FUCK YOU WATSON.
Rainkeeper: Ah, Johnlock.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Cliff appears, adorable as ever*
Cliff: HIIII!!!!
Clearsight: Oh three moons, DARKSTALKER HE'S ADORABLE CAN WE ADOPT HIM?
Carnelian: HEY! NO YOU CAN'T. THAT"S MY SON.
Cricket: You seem a little young to have a dragonet-
Blue: Cricket shush!
Cricket: What? Why!
Blue: You can't just SAY STUFF LIKE THAT
Cricket: WHY.
Luna: *from the closet* I CAN'T SEE FROM IN HERE, IS THE BABY DRAGON CUTE?
Indigio: OBNOXIOUSLY CUTE, YES.
Luna: Awwww!
Swordtail: Blue stay back! Baby dragonets can be very dangerous!
Sundew: That is so not tru-
Bumblebee: SNUDOO! *pokes Sundew in the eye*
Sundew: AHH SON OF A BI-
Willow: LANGUAGE THERE ARE BABIES PRESENT.
Sundew: Oh please I swear in front of Bumblebee all the time.
Willow: *gasps*
Willow: How DARE YOU SWEAR IN FRONT OF OUR CHILD-
Cricket:.......Ok, we gonna have a serious custody battle later but for now, can we get to what we're supposed to be doing here?
Nightflyer: Fair enough, fair enough. For starters, we need you to meet someone.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Jam demon appears*
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