Seashell: Alright people, let's hear the excuses.
Rainkeeper: We took Intro to Behavioral Neuroscience and it's the biggest mistake we made in life and responsible for all of our time management problems?
Seashell: *buzzer noise* Wrong. We gave up on that class long ago.
Air: Supernatural....?
Seashell: That show ended a year ago, and you haven't cried over it in a month.
Air: November 5th, to be precise. If you know, you know.
Kelp: We're lazy?
Seashell: Close, but no cigar.
Kelp: I don't smoke?
Joy: I have no excuses, we've done nothing wrong.
Seashell:....WE HAVEN'T UPDATED IN AGES.
Joy: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
Seashell: OURS.
Joy: Come on, Seashell, you should know better by now. When anything goes wrong, we blame the American Public Education System.
Seashell: I-
Seashell:....Wait, you may have a point there-
Joy: EXACTLY.
Nightflyer: Or we can just admit that college is somehow both more and less time consuming than high school is. The homework is less, but like, there's dishes, laundry, meal prepping, shopping, and like, other adult things to factor in?
Seashell: AAAaaannnd there's the answer I was looking for.
Rainkeeper: But the important thing is we're here now!
Kelp: And we will be making no promises! We suck at keeping them!
Air: And now, onto our irregularly scheduled program!
*players appear*
Winter: WHEN WILL THIS END????
Joy: WHEN WE'RE DEAD.
Rainkeeper: When the Internet goes down.
Seashell: Nope, in that scenario, we'll mail updates to anyone who wants them.
Nightflyer: Or, to save on postage, we can send them via carrier piegon.
Air: Piegon?
Nightflyer: Pegion?
Air: Pige-in?
Nightflyer: HOW DO YOU SPELL THE STUPID BIRD?
Air: I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONE!
Nightflyer: I AM THE SMART ONE- I CAN SPELL NECESSARY!
Air: N-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
Rainkeeper: Sweetie, that's for Mississippi.
Air: YOU SPELL IT THEN.
Rainkeeper: Nesscessary.
Kelp: Nesessiary.
Winter: You're all so stupid.
Joy: You do then, smartass.
Winter: Easy.
Winter: Moon, how do you spell the word?
Moon: Uh.
Winter: YOU'RE A MIND READER, YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO SPELL EVERYTHING.
Moon: NOBODY THINKS BY SPELLING OUT THE LETTERS OF EACH INDIVIDUAL WORD, WINTER.
Nightflyer: What have I started?
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T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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