A Møøse once bit my sister...No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Os...
Kelp: Let me guess....The new Sarah J Maas book came out?
Joy: ON TUESDAY, YES.
Kelp: And you've finished it already.
Joy: IT WAS ONLY 750 PAGES OF COURSE I FINISHED IT.
Kelp: I thought it was supposed to be a novella?
Joy: SO DID I BUT IT WASN'T AND *screeches louder*
Kelp: How was it?
Joy: MAGNIFICENT. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THE NESSIAN STANS NOW AND I WANT TO BE ONE, JUST NOT TO THEIR LEVEL.
Kelp: Did you get the Feysand you were hoping for?
Joy: *flips a table*
Joy: YES!!!!
Kelp: Vamren?
Joy: *smashes the table with a sledgehammer*
Joy: YESSSS!!!!
Kelp: Elazriel?
Joy: *drops sledgehammer*
Joy: NO, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE NEXT AND I'M NOT PREPARED.
Kelp: How are you not prepared for an entire book dedicated to Azriel?
Joy: BECAUSE HE IS MY SMOL BABY AND EVERY TIME HIS NAME SHOWS UP ON THE PAGE I FREAK.
Kelp: Fair enough, he is the best kind of deadly, angsty cinnamon roll.
Kelp: Anything else you wish to say?
Joy: *rips away the riot shields*
Hosts: *scream*
Joy: NYX!!!! *screams louder*
Kelp: What?
Joy: *dropkicks Seashell off a mountain*
Joy: HIS NAME IS NYX!!!!! *unholy screeching*
*players appear*
Hosts: *still mostly cowering*
Players:.....
Carnelian: What did Joy do now?
Joy: *hugs Whiteout*
Whiteout: Um, hi?
Joy: SHUT UP I NEEDED TO HUG THE CLOSEST ADORABLE THING I COULD FIND!
Whiteout: Okay.
Joy: *hugs her tighter and practically sobs*
Joy: His name is Nyx and I love him and if anyone even considers harming a hair on his perfect little head I WILL UNLEASH ALL THE DARKEST CIRCLES OF HELL UPON THEM BEFORE REIGNING DOWN WITH MY PERSONAL FURY AND VENGEANCE.
Whiteout: *still being hugged*
Whiteout: Alright.
Clearsight: That sounds a bit...excessive....
Joy: *shows them a picture of Nyx*
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