I'm Sick of Blue Milk (J.W.)

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Joy: FUN FACT!

Air: January 26th marked 5 years of Truth or Dare existing, as that was the day we published part one!

Joy: Totally found that out by accident, but whatever-

Kelp: It's been five years.

Rainkeeper: We deserve cake.

Seahell: And therapy.

Rainkeeper: Lots of therapy.

Air: NEXT YEAR WE SHOULD THROW A TORD BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Nightflyer: Mark your calendars, folks. January 26th. National Truth or Dare Birthday.

Joy: Now we just have to figure out how much longer Swordtail and Luna have in the closet.

Seashell: HA! It's gonna be awhile.

Rainkeeper: Also! Apparently we have new information regarding book 15.

Seashell: Pineapple, the Rainwing representative heading to Pantala, is Jambu's boyfriend.

Hosts:..............

Joy: *snickering*

Joy: SO I MEAN,

Joy: OUR SCAVENGER AUTHOR WASN'T TECHNICALLY WRONG-

Joy: Pineapple IS apart of Jambu's life-

Joy: *wheezes*

Joy: WE JUST PICKED THE WRONG FAMILY MEMBER!

Kelp: I'm not surprised Jambu isn't straight. I think we all knew that.

Air: If you didn't, think about it. Reaaaaalllly think about it. We'll wait.

Hosts: *waits*

Air: M'kay, it should be obvious to you now.

Joy: My number one thought?

Joy: Deathbringer and Pineapple interactions. I need.

Kelp: I WISH WE KNEW PINEAPPLE'S PERSONALITY CAUSE LIKE, WE'D ALREADY HAVE A FIC FOR THAT BUT NOOOO

Seashell: Instead we have to wait. UNTIL APRIL.

Hosts: *groans*

Air: NIGHTFLYER, INVENT TIME TRAVEL!

Nightflyer: We've never been bound by the laws of time and space.

Air: YEAH BUT INVENT SCAVENGER TIME TRAVEL.

*players appear*

Moon: *claps*

Moon: Give. Us. A. Break.

Rainkeeper: We were gonna, but then we were guilt tripped by someone who we've like never done a dare from.

Joy: Damn trip wire.

Nightflyer: This is just a PSA- this guy's office is more organized than our method of picking what dares we do.

Nightflyer: This is just a PSA- this guy's office is more organized than our method of picking what dares we do

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