Kelp: *clears throat*
Rainkeeper: No....Don't do this.
Kelp: AFTER A LONG HIATUS-
Rainkeeper: PLEASE no, ANYTHING BUT THIS-
Kelp: I AM THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THE RETURN-
Rainkeeper: I am actually begging you to not-
Kelp: OF BADLY. DRAWN. COMICS.
Air: YES!!!!!
Joy: GIMME GIMME GIMME.
Kelp: *unfurls comic*
Nightflyer: *snorts*
Rainkeeper: COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST TYPE THE WORDS SO PEOPLE COULD READ THEM??
Kelp: No, I like to make things challenging.
Nightflyer: For those in need of translation, the first panel reads "Welcome to the bi-sci club! Are all you biologists ready to have fun with science?!?!" and the last panel reads "So....I may have misunderstood...."
Seashell: Fun fact, this is an actual club at the college our scavenger author is going to.
Nightflyer: THERE'S ALSO A QUIDDITCH CLUB!!!
Seashell: No one cares.
Nightflyer: *hits Seashell in the face with a guitar*
Nightflyer: I CARE!!!
Nightflyer: And I care that I got the entire Harry Potter Series minus Chamber of Secrets for 15 bucks at a used book shop and I feel no shame about that because since I bought them used, NO MONEY GOES TO JOANNE HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Air: There's only one woman in my life and that's JOANN FABRICS-
Kelp: That's valid, that store is amazing.
Air: I've only been in it once and the lady that checked me out was also named Joanne. I've conquered Joanne of Joann Fabrics. Nothing can ever top that experience, so I can never return.
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