T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE

Bitch Lasagna (D.O.D.)

Rainkeeper: 3am thoughts, go.

Kelp: Why were my gingerbread cookies so chewy and messed up if I followed the recipe correctly?

Joy: *eating gingerbread cookies* Wait you thought they were messed up?

Air: Dean Winchester likely represses his bisexuality because he was forced to sell himself as a teenager in order to have enough money to support Sam while John was gone, and it's possible the people that he sold himself to were more men than women hence he came to associate sex with men as a bad thing he did for money, and sex with women as what was expected of him as John repeatedly pushed the boys into very stereotypical masculine things despite Dean also taking on a motherly role. In this essay I will-

Nightflyer: WHERE'S THE ESSAY?

Air: I'M WORKING ON IT.

Rainkeeper: Nightflyer, 3 am thought!

Seashell: Imagine being a 3am thot-

Kelp: Not everything you think has to be said out loud.

Nightflyer: I've seen a lot of metaphors to explain sexualities, and while my favorite will always be the chess one, I thought of another.

Rainkeeper: Do tell.

Nightflyer: You're given a question on a test. A straight male and a lesbian select A. A straight female and a gay man select B. A bisexual selects A and B. A demisexual gets to know all the answers and selects the one they're most connected with. A pansexual circles all the answers. An omnisexual circles all the answers but draws an arrow and explains off to the side that while all the answers are right, they personally have a preference for C. An asexual doesn't answer the question.

Hosts:.........

Rainkeeper: I like that.

Joy: Why are most of our 3am thoughts LGBTQ related?

Air: Because glitter stands out better under the moonlight.

Seashell: Because the gays come out at night.

Kelp: Pun intended?

Seashell: What-OH COME ON.

*players appear*

Glory: I feel like it's been awhile since we've been here.

Nightflyer: Maybe it has, maybe it hasn't.

Air: We've lost all concept of time so does it really matter?

Sunny: What's the date?

Rainkeeper: July.

Tsunami: July what?

Hosts:.......

Air: Tuesday?

Starflgiht: Not even close.

Joy: SEASHELL LOOK AT THIS TYPO.

Seashell: SHUT UP.

Joy: NO, IT'S HILARIOUS.

Kelp: Starflgiht. Starfligit.

Air: I wonder how different his personality would be if his name was Starfight....

Starflight: I'd have a biker gang and do a lot more cocaine.

Joy: True, true....Anyways, we need you to sing Bitch Lasagna.

Starflight:.......I'm sorry what?

Rainkeeper: Bitch Lasagna.

Starflight: Is that like Garfield singing about his dinner or....?