A Møøse once bit my sister...No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Os...
Seashell: Y'know, it's really late, we probably could've just waited til Wednesday to update-
Nightflyer: We had a schedule now, Seashell! We have to stick to it!
Seashell: IT'S 11:07 AT NIGHT.
Nightflyer: THAT'S STILL TECHNICALLY TUESDAY.
Air: Have I mentioned how happy I am that one of our update days is a Tuesday?
Joy: Oh, here we go-
Air: Dean randomly dies in the shower.
Air: TUESDAY, PIG IN A POKE!
Kelp: Can we move on, I have important things to show you all.
Joy: We're waiting.
Kelp: Then I present to you, THIS!
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Rainkeeper: Oh my moons.
Kelp: Yes?
Rainkeeper: You didn't.
Kelp: Oh, but I did. Look.
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Rainkeeper: I-
Seashell: I did the coloring.
Kelp: Seashell did the coloring.
Rainkeeper: Why are you torturing me-
Joy: I think it's cute.
Rainkeeper: Please don't make this a regular thing.
Kelp: I think I should make it a regular thing, I'm quite proud of my comics.
Rainkeeper: AT LEAST TAKE AN ART CLASS OR SOMETHING!
Kelp: What's the point of have a comic called BADLY DRAWN COMICS if you ACTUALLY DRAW THEM WELL?
Rainkeeper: *screams in frustration and rage*
Nightflyer: I think he makes them just to annoy you.
Joy: He makes them just to annoy you.
Kelp: I don't know what either are you are talking about, I'm simply taking pride in my art.
Rainkeeper: Air, c'mon, as a fellow artist you have to agree with me on this. KElp should NOT be making comics.
Air:..........
Air: I mean he said he'd do one about Supernatural-
Rainkeeper: *screeches*
Joy/Kelp: *laughs*
Seashell: Whatever. Moving on!
Air: We have a treat for you guys today!
Joy: And the treat is that we did absolutely NO WORK AT ALL!
Kelp: Ha ha ha- we're such lazy shits.
Nightflyer: The following chapter you are about to read is part 1 of a dare written and created entirely by rasgajag and GodzillaDaGamer!
Joy: Rasgajag also does the audiobook for JALGFY, and is working super hard to make a collaborative one with voice actors (including our very own scavenger author), and there are some parts still open, so if you're interested in being apart of it, head over to the cult that is our Discord server to learn more!
Kelp: And Godzilla-
Hosts:............................
Nightflyer: Godzilla is the reason Air isn't allowed on Discord.
Air: I'm fine with that, I've got Archive of our Own.
Nightflyer:......Air, what have you been reading on there?
Air:.......Nothing......
Nightflyer: Okay, then let me see your bookmarks.
Air:......No.
Nightflyer: Air-
Air: *smashes computer and runs away*
Nightflyer: Ah shit.
Hosts:.......
Rainkeeper: so anyways, enjoy the short part one of Ras and Zilla's collab chapter, and if you are interested in doing a collab chapter of your own or with another user, put together a google doc and send it to us or write one in the collab chapter of our Discord server! We're going to try to do one great big collab near the end of the book like we did last time, but if you guys want us to do more collabs then that, let us know!
Joy: Without further adieu-
Nightflyer: I will give you a hundred dollars if you can tell me the definition of adieu because clearly you do not know how to use it.
Rainkeeper: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Joy: *glares them both into silence*
Joy: Whatever. EVERYTHING AFTER THIS POINT WAS WRITTEN BY RAS AND GODZILLA OKAY, JEESH. *leaves with the rest of the hosts*
Rasgajag: *pops in*
Godzilla: *pops in*
Rasgajag: *cracks knuckles* This will be fun!
Godzilla: *smiles* This is where the fun begins.
Rasgajag: *snaps fingers*
*dragonets pop in alone with two new dragons*
New dragon( a leafwing): what is this and what are my moms doing here?
Joy: Wait why aren't I hosting and why are there scavengers here?
Rasgajag: well... your scavenger author decided why not let some others write some chapters so we were like watch us.
All other dragons : *Speaking to the new leafwing* Hell and i don't know who the fuck your parents are!"
New Dragon (leafwing): Well my name is Sunfly and my parents are DRUMROLL please
Dragons and scavenger host: *drum rolling*
Sunfly: MY Moms are Snudoo and Willow
*crickets chirping*
Willow: I HAVE A DAUGHTER
Sundew: Wait WhAt I HaVe A dAuGhTeR
Sunfly: Yep *popping the p*
Godzilla: Welp Time For The Dare this is a fun one...
Sundew: one no dares are fun except when i married willow also we don't know that nightwings name?
Nightwing: oh right my name is Nightcolor...
Sundew: Cool So whats The dare O scavenger Hosts
Rasgajag: this one is actually fun...
Godzilla: maybe this will help May THe odds be ever in your favor...
Nightflyer:*somehow screeches and screams at the same time*
Sundew: what is it
Nightflyer: it's Just That's from the hunger games
