Nightflyer: *reading*
Air: *walks over*
Air: Boop. *boops him on the snout*
Nightflyer: What?
Air: Boop. *does it again*
Nightflyer: Why-
Air: Boop. *does it again*
Nightflyer: Can you not-
Air: Boop. *does it again*
Nightflyer: No-
Air: Boop. *does it again*
Nightflyer: I-
Air: Boop. *boops him*
Nightflyer:.......
Air: Boop! *boops him*
Nightflyer: Please stop.
Air:........
Nightflyer:.........
Air: *boops him*
Air: BOOP.
Nightflyer: OH MY MOONS.
*players appear*
Amber: Look, we've been here three times now, and I have a RuPaul Masterclass to go take. CAN YOU BOTHER SOMEBODY ELSE FOR ONCE?
Rainkeeper: Not until we finish the Henry Stickmin games.
Amber:.......*sighs*
Winter: Ohhhhh No. You're not dragging me back into that hellhole ag-
Seashell: *snaps talons*
Winter: *appears in a jail cell*
Winter: DAMMIT!
Rainkeeper: Welcome to Escaping the Prison.
Kelp: Qibli, the controls.
Qibli: Yessssss, ULTIMATE POWER IS UPON ME!!!!
Turtle: This. This is why you can never be an animus.
Qibli: I would be a GREAT ANIMUS!
Turtle: NO YOU WOULDN'T.
Qibli: You're just jealous because I'd be a better one than you.
Kinkajou: *gasps and covers Turtle's ears*
Kinkajou: Don't insult my boyfriend, you dried up cactus spawn.
Qibli: I thought he was your husband.
Kinkajou: Riiiiight, I KEEP FORGETTING THAT!
Turtle: You can't be an animus, Qibli.
Qibli: Give me ONE GOOD REASON-
Turtle: You covered the Sandwing Stronghold in sand.
Qibli: WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE SAND-
Moon: You wear that stupid earring-
Qibli: I thought you liked my earring....
Moon: I don't, I just say I do so that Winter doesn't have to admit that he loves it.
Winter: I DO NOT.
Qibli: He does?
Moon: He does.
Winter: I DO NOT!!!!!
Moon: He said it makes you look rugged and handsome.
Qibli: *gasp*
YOU ARE READING
T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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