Nightflyer: *ties on scarf*
Nightflyer: *puts on beret*
Nightflyer: *sits in a fancy leather chair with a cigar in one hand and a glass of bourbon in the other*
Nightflyer: Ah. Fancy.
Air:........
Joy: I dare you to take one puff from that cigar.
Nightflyer: But of course- *takes puff*
Nightflyer: *goes into a coughing fit, drops glass of bourbon, loses hat, spits and can barely breathe*
Joy: You're not sophisticated, Nightflyer.
Air: I do approve of the beret and the scarf though.
Kelp: No scarf. Only select types of scarves are allowed to be worn inside.
Rainkeeper: scarves is a weird word if you look at it for too long.
Seashell: *pouring herself a glass of bourbon* I hate my life.
*players appear*
Winter: No no no. I distinctly remember. We were here LAST time.
Joy: And you'll be here until the END OF TIME.
Rainkeeper: By our count it's about 6 months away, so quit whining.
Winter: I don't WHINE-
Qibli: *laughs for an uncomfortable amount of time*
Qibli: Sure.
Amber: DID YOU HEAR????
Air: YES!
Rainkeeper: Hear about what?
Air: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Amber: Spongebob Squarepants is gay.
Hosts:.........
Joy: Did.... Did some people not know this?
Seashell: Are we sure he's gay? Cause he DEFINITELY had something going on with Sandy, sooooo
Kelp: I always thought he was pan like Deadpool.
Air: Please never put Deadpool and Spongebob in the same sentence again, that crossover is too weird in my head.
Joy: Never stop. NOW I NEED THAT CROSSOVER OMG.
Nightflyer: Wait, I thought the creator of Spongebob said he was Ace, not gay.
Rainkeeper: WHY ARE WE DEBATING THE SEXUALITY OF A FICTITIOUS TALKING SPONGE???
Carnelian: Because he lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Turtle: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-
Winter: NO.
Joy: *slaps Winter* Don't diss Spongebob.
Seashell: By the way, Qibli, we need you to like, NOT talk to Moon for the next week.
Qibli: *leaning against Moon and laughing*
Qibli: What?
Rainkeeper: You can't talk to Moon for a week.
Qibli: Bu- BUT WHAT IF SHE NEEDS ME?!?!?!
Moon: I AM capable of taking care of myself....
Air: If she needs something she has to ask Winter.
Winter: OH hell no, I'm not gonna be her slave for a week.
Nightflyer: Not a slave-
Joy: Unfortunately.
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