Shore: HELLO.
Haze: We finally realized that the hosts were taking our hosting chapters from us and so WE'VE TAKEN THEM BACK HAHAHAHA.
Permafrost: Haze, shut up and help me put up the Christmas lights.
Haze: NO.
Permafrost: WHY.
Haze: Because they're TACKY AND DUMB.
Permafrost: I spent SIX HOURS SEARCHING STORES FOR DAM CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, AND WE'RE GONNA PUT THEM UP!
Haze: No one asked you to buy them.
Permafrost: Well I WANTED THEM!
Ember: I'll help you put them up-
Permafrost: SHUT UP EMBER, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND HAZE.
Ander: Will we be summoning the pagans by putting up a tree?
Shore: Ande, Christmas is a Christian holiday.
Ander: No it's not.
Shore: But-
Ander: Do NOT ask me to descend into my rant about stolen holidays and marred traditions.
Shore: Okaaaaay-
Ander: But if we are to put up a tree, can I request the honor of putting the gay-ngel on top?
Shore: The what-
Permafrost: YES YOU CAN.
*players appear*
Air: I heard someone mention the gay-ngel?
Ander: Yes, we need it for the Yuletide tree.
Air: Well, I used to have one before I WAS FORCED TO SET ALL MY MERCH ON FIRE-
Seashell: Don't be mad at us, you had a choice.
Joy: And I looked at your search history afterwards anyway, and I think you chose wrong.
Air: SHUT UP.
Joy: Like yeah, a lot of it is a bit....creative and graphic, but we can deal with that.
Air: Joy I will kill you.
Joy: Promise?
Rainkeeper: Alright hosts, pretend we don't know what we're doing today and tell us.
Ember: Wait you already know the dare?
Seashell: I read all the emails. I know ALL THE DARES.
Kelp: Even the discord ones?
Seashell:.......PROBABLY NOT.
Rainkeeper: I mean we have several of them screenshotted....
Shore: ANYWAYS,
Permafrost: AIR AND NIGHTFLYER HAVE TORECREATE THE DESTIEL LOVE CONFESSION SCENE WITH AIR AS CAS.
Haze: So AKA spoiler alert?
Ember: Do we have to say that?
Haze: Do we?
Hosts: *look at Hosts*
Joy: Yeah we do not care about spoiling most things for you.
Nightflyer: Unless it's for How To Get Away With Murder. Anyone who spoils that for you is an asshole, unless they're telling you that Connor and Oliver live.
Air: Live and GET MARRIED LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS THEY ARE-
Haze: Oh great, is this Air's new gay ship obsession?
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T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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