Joy: Happy Murica Day everybody.
Joy: *loads a drum mag on a rifle*
Joy: Hey Kelp, guess what song this is
Joy: *rapid fires the gun*
Kelp: Hmmmm..... Is it Unforgettable by Godsmack?
Joy: YES, YOU WIN, YAY!
*fireworks explode*
Kelp: You couldn't resist having them could you?
Joy: No I could not.
*players appear*
*Hosts are suddenly nowhere to be seen*
Clay:.......Did we get the date wrong-
Glory: See, I TOLD YOU WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YESTERDAY-
Deathbringer: Well they said they were waiting for something, I don't know!
Sunny: We're here on the calendar.
Amber: Wait, let's compare. *flips open bedazzled sparkly calendar*
Amber: Yep, we're supposed to be here.
Sunny: You must give me the name of your bedazzler.
Amber: We'll talk later.
*Eagle screech*
Hosts: *drop in from the sky riding a bunch of bald eagles*
Joy: *manical laughter*
Starflight: Are those the same eagles from Lord of The Rings?
Turtle: If by that you mean the completely USELESS eagles, then no, I don't think so.
Rainkeeper: IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY!
*explosion sounds*
Air: The big american day of BOOM.
Moon: And yet when it was Canada day 3 days ago, you did nothing.
Joy: Uh, yeah.
Moon: WHY?
Joy: Because Canada already knows they're perfect. We don't need to compliment them, wheres with America, if somebody doesn't do something absurdly patriotic every now and then, it'll all fall apart!
Rainkeeper: Canada is like the US's smarter younger sibling, but the US refuses to admit that Canada is smarter.
Air: Three moons, I wanna go to Canada.
Nightflyer: One day, Air. One day.
Peril: alright, so let me guess. Since it's an American explosion holiday, we're going to die, right?
Kelp: Actually no.
Seashell: We just need you all to quote your favorite vines.
Rainkeeper: Even though vine is dead.
Air: So dead that we made it a little plaque next to Tam's portrait.
Joy: Please join us in a 21 gun salute for all the grocery store clerks lost in this game.
Air: *plays bugle*
Joy: *shoots off 21 rounds*
Rainkeeper: That's not how a 21 gun salute works-
Joy: WELL THAT'S HOW WE'RE DOING IT!
Seashell: OKAY! Favorite vines. CLAY GO!
Clay: WHY?
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T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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