Air: Nightflyer, I think you need to accept that you have a problem with hoarding notebooks.
Nightflyer: *camped out in a fortress built of notebooks*
Nightflyer:........Are you really the one to talk to me about having problems?
Air:....Well-
Nightflyer: Or are you forgetting what you did on Thursday when Supernatural came back and then you got into their Zoom watch party with like the whole cast?
Air:...........
Air: LOOK WE GOT A FULL HAPPY EPISODE WITH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION AND SAM GOING ON A DATE, OKAY? AND THEN JENSEN AND DANNEEL MADE OUT IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE IMPALA. I AM JUSTIFIED IN MY FREAKOUTS.
Nightflyer: *buying more notebooks from amazon*
Nightflyer: You have no right to judge me-
Air: WELL LEATHER NNOTEBOOKS ARE EXPENSIVE AND WE'RE NOT MADE OF MONEY!
Nightflyer: False. Money Steve is made out of money. *points to a statue of Minecraft Steve made entirely out of money*
Air: Why do we have a-
Kelp: *places Money Steve next to Tam's portrait*
Kelp: I thought he needed a friend.
Air:........
Nightflyer: *puts a notebook over his head and shrinks back into his fortress*
*players appear*
Winter: HOW MANY FUCKING HENRY STICKMIN GAMES ARE THERE!?!?!! We've been doing this dare for AGES!
Rainkeeper: Dude, chill-
Qibli: *starts laughing*
Rainkeeper: There's technically six, but we're only playing the first five, and you've already done 3. You're nearly done.
Kinkajou: Why aren't we playing the sixth one?
Joy: Because I said so.
Seashell: Because the dare only called for the first 5.
Air: Because too many of our fandoms are putting out fresh content for us to care about the sixth game.
Nightflyer: Because the games get progressively longer as you go on.
Kelp: Because Joy said so.
Rainkeeper: Because we're LAZY AS FUCK.
Seashell: Now here *throws controller at Qibli and snaps talons*
Winter: *appears in the game*
Joy: Enjoy infiltrating the Airship.
Carnelian: Do we have to watch these gay losers play this?
Winter: I AM NOT-
Qibli: *mutes the game*
Winter: *is cut off*
Qibli: *gasp*
Qibli: I COULD'VE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME!?!?!?
Kelp: The only 3 reasons we'll allow you to leave is if 1) you haven't seen the new Sanders Asides yet, 2) You desperately need to catch up on Unus Annus, or 3) You have to go babysit a cinnamon roll.
Carnelian: I have to watch Cliff.
Turtle: THERES A NEW SANDERS SIDES?!!?!?
Amber: I have like 65 more Unus Annus videos to watch, but I want to see Qibli mess with Winter more so I'll stay.
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T or D Book 3: DO OR DIE
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