Creepypasta Comedy

Dylan: Excitment

Dylan: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.I don't know why she swallowed a fly-perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;

How absurd to swallow a bird.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;

Fancy that to swallow a cat!

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

Jeff: Babe, I love you and all, but will you please shut up!?

Dylan: *Pouts* Meanie.

Jeff: *Kisses Dylan passionately* Like I said before- I love you.

Dylan: I-I love you too, Jeff.

Silver: Y-you guys s-stop sucking face a-and come join the rest of the party.

Bon: We're playin truth or dare, NYÃH!

BEN: This outta be interesting.

Hoodie: Do I have to play?

Masky: Play what?

Ej: Truth or dare.

Lj: Oooh I wanna play!

Chryst: Hoodz, if you play with us we can get Miaya to play.

Liu/Sully: Count us in.

Red: Whoa, why wasn't I invited to the party.

Silver: H-hey, Red. We're p-playing truth or dare.

Dylan: Where's my BGF?

Jeff and Masky: You're what?

Dylan and Chrys: Best guy friend.

Miaya: Who is your best guy friend?

Chrys: Toby's my BGF.

Dylan: Dark Link's my BGF.

Jeff: Why Dark? *Jelly*

Dylan: Cuz he's cool and he's the only one that'll play video games with me.

BEN: No one plays games with you because you know all the codes to every game.

Dylan: Like you don't!

Jane: Oh my gosh would guys shut the fuck up!?

Toby: Hey, hey, Jane. Jane. Hey. Hey. No one cares!

Bon: Okay then? Moving on! Youngest pasta present picks the 1st dare from BEN's hat. Whatever you pick is the one you have to do! No skips and if you do then you have to sleep in the bath tub.

BEN: Alright, so whose the youngest.

Miaya: Dylan and Chryst are. They just turned seventeen 2 months ago.

Chrys: Well, I'm going inside Dylan now soooo bye.

Dylan: Urg fine. *Reaches in BEN's hat and pulls a dare card. Blushes profusely. *

Dark: What does it say.

Dylan: G-give your partner a sexy lap dance while w-wearing sexy l-lingerie. *Crimson blush*

Masky and Jeff: *Le nose bleed*

Miaya: *Smirk* Shall I pick the songs?

Chrys: I'll be the DJ! *Scrolls through Blood on the dance floor playlist*

Dylan: *goes to change and comes out in black lace boy shorts, a black lace bra, thigh guards, and heels.*

Dark: I think Masky just died. In other news this'll be great blackmail. *Snaps pictures*

Dylan: let's get this over with.

Ej: So who's first?

Dylan: Masky. I feel like he's been a bit neglected. *Pulls Masky's mask above his lips and kisses him* Okay, let's get this over with.

Chrys: *plays Well Suck Me by BOTDF*

Dylan: *sits on Masky's lap and grinds hard and fast*

Masky: *buries face in Dylan's cleavage*

Dylan: *Keeps dancing and tugs at Masky's hair*

Masky: *sucks on the skin of Dylan's collarbone*

Dylan: *moans lightly and kisses Maksy one last time before the song ends*

Masky: 0///0 I think I jizzed my pants. *Le blush* Jeff: I gotta boner just from watching. 0///0

Chrys: Alright, Jeffy, you're next. *Plays Super Bass by Nicki Minaj*

Dylan: *grinds like Nicki in the music video while sucking harshly on Jeff's neck. *

Jeff: *grabs Dylan's butt*

Masky: *fidgeting uncomfortably*

Dylan: Are Jeff and Masky getting impatient?

Jeff: Yes~

Masky: Very~

* the song ends and Masky and Jeff drag Dylan upstairs*

Bon: Um okay then.

BEN: Well that got me excited. C'mon, Bonny babe. *Picks Bon up*

Bon: Nyã, if you guys here me scream, then it's going right.

Chrys: Does anyone still wanna play or do y'all wanna wanna follow the last five? No? Okay! Who's next?

Slender: Why are you all still up? Go to sleep.

Chrys: But, No Face, that's Jeff's line.

Slender: *Sighs* You were always my problem child.

Silver: C'mon C-Chryst, let's go watch y-your favorite movie. *Goes to set up Netflix with Chrys*

Red: I'm gonna go play pokemon. *Goes to his room*

Toby: I want waffles! *runs to kitchen*

Slender: I'm going to retire to my quarters. *Teleports to his room*

Dark: I'm gonna go kill Link. *Goes through tv*

Ej: I need to go get more kidneys. *goes hunting*

Lj: I want candy! *Runs to his "secret" candy stash*

Hoodie: Wanna do something, Miaya?

Miaya: Sure. *Goes with Hoodie*

Liu/Sully: *sits awkwardly in the corner* LET'S GO STALK JEFF. Sully, no. I'm tired, let's go to bed. FINE PANSY.

Jane: So what, I'm just chopped liver?! Ugh I hate these guys. *Stomps off*

Offenderman: It's raping time.