Dylan: *sitting quietly playing her DS*
Chrys: * sits on Dylan's lap and pauses her game* Um, Dylan, I need your help.
Dylan: *sighs* What'd you this time? And why are you sitting on my lap?
Chrys: I'm sitting on you so you won't kick me.
Dylan: What if I slap you?
Chrys : *holds Dylan's arms down* Now you can't slap me.
Dylan: What if I head-butt you?
Chrys: Well you have the skull of a baby fish so you won't, but just in case you're dumb enough to try- *puts her forehead against Dylan's*
Jeff: Um, um, um *le blush*
Dylan: JEFFY GOTTA A BONER!
Chrys: Wow I didn't know it was that big.
Jeff: *grabs Dylan's arm* C'mon, you're gonna fix this. *walks off with her*
Chrys: Darn, I didn't get to tell her that I accidentally burned the Christmas tree down my new pyrokenesis powers.
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Creepypasta Comedy
FanfictionThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.
