Creepypasta Comedy

DylanKidd: Bang Bang Pow

Dylan: *somersaulting on trampoline*

Jeff: *watching like a creep*

Dylan: *does a back flip and her skirt flies up momentarily*

Jeff: *nose bleed*

Dylan: Hey, Jeffy. Why's your nose bleeding?

Jeff: N-no reason.

Dylan: Okay? Wanna play?

Jeff: Hell yes.

Dylan: *Falls off the trampoline onto Jeff straddling his waist*

Jeff: *groans*

Dylan: *blushes* Sorry, Jeffy cake. *Tries to get up*

Jeff: *Holds her waist in place*

Dylan: *turns a deeper shade of red* Jeff, what are you~

Jeff: *leans up and kisses her*

Dylan: O////O

Jeff: Cat got your tongue? *Kisses her neck*

Dylan: *Slightly grinds her hips down*

~in the house~

Bon: BEN, look it! Bring the camera NYÃ.

~Meanwhile back outside~

Dylan: Mm, Jeff~

BEN: *shouting from upstairs window* HEY, JEFF, DON'T FORGET TO USE A CONDOM!

Dylan: *Demonic eyes and voice* Shut the hell up elf before I drown you. *Turns back to Jeff*

Looks like I'm in control now.

Jeff: Damn, girl.

Dylan: *Shoves Jeff against the wall and kisses him roughly*

Jeff: *Groans and takes charge* Your room or mine?

Dylan: Which is closer?

Jeff: Mine it is~ *bites Dylan's neck and carries her in the house up to his room. He gently runs a hand up her thigh and under her skirt.* So wet already? Who did that to you?

Dylan: Nnnn, you did~

Jeff: want me to fix it?

Dylan: yes, please~

Jeff: I love it when you make that sound.

Dylan: Mmm, what about the others?

Jeff: Fuck 'em.

Dylan: oooh fuck me~

Jeff: Gladly~

*Toby kicks dowm the door*

Toby: JEFF, SLENDY NEEDS YOU TO- HOLY SHIT!!!

Jeff: Damnit, Toby! Can't you see I'm busy?

Toby: I'm. Just. Gonna. Go... *runs out*

Dylan: can we get back to us now?

Jeff: right~ *pulls off Dylan's shirt* Hm, didn't know you had a tattoo~ *kisses the tattoo on Dylan's ribs*

Dylan: mmmn, Jeff~

Jeff: *slides his hoodie and t-shirt off then goes back to leaving hickeys on Dylan's body. He then returns his hand under Dylan's skirt and forces a finger inside her*

Dylan: Shit~

Jeff: *growls* fuck foreplay~ *removes his finger and undoes his pants while Dylan removes her undergarments*

Dylan: Fuuuuuuuuck~ *Grinds hips up into Jeff's*

Jeff: Damn, girl. *Bites Dylan's neck while grinding into her*

Dylan: Ahh~ *rakes fingernails down Jeff's back and bites down on his shoulder*

Jeff: S-shit. You're fucking tight.

Dylan: H -harder~ Please, Jeff

Jeff: *goes faster and harder*

Dylan: SHIT THAT'S IT! DON'T STOP~

Jeff: *digs fingers into Dylan's sides* Fuck, girl. *Growls* Scream my name.

Dylan: Fuck, JEFF, I FUCKING NEED YOU!

Jeff: Good girl. *pounds into her harder*

Dylan: Jeff, I- Ah~

Jeff: *finishes off and slows down. Pulls out and flops next to Dylan* Best. Sex. Ever.

Dylan: Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Jeff: *Pulls Dylan closer and rubs her sides*

Dylan: Hey, Jeff, I can't move my fucking legs.

Jeff: Sucks to be you. *Kisses her cheek*

Dylan: Gimmie your hoodie and come snuggle.

Jeff: I don't snuggle.

Dylan: please.

Jeff: Fine.

Bon: You got that right, BEN?

BEN: Hell yeah.