Ben: can we like......just-
Hoodie:ψ(▼へ▼メ)～→ Bread
Ben: But we already-
Hoodie: ψ(▼へ▼メ)～→ Bread
Masky: Just get over it dude!
Hoodie: ψ(▼へ▼メ)～→ Bread
Bon: I'M FUCKING HORNY! (Grabs Ben and Hoodie) GIVE ME YOUR DICKS OR I WILL TAKE THEM, PRESERVE THEM, AND USE THEM MYSELF.
Ben & Hoodie: 〣( ºΔº )〣 Coming Mistress.
Slendy: WHERE ARE MY CREAM PIES!
Masky: heehee, in your ass
Slendy: what?
Jeff & Masky:(laughes like hyenas)
Slendy: wtf is so funny?
Chryst: HAHAHAHA SLENDY LIKES IT ROUGH!
May: they are referring to the act of a male ejaculating inside of someone.
Slendy: *le blush*
Chaos: HA I KNEW YOUR ASS WAS GAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Slendy: It's not like that all!
MAY: Jeff, Masky, why are you laughing? Didn't you guys do each other?
Jeff & Masky: *le blush*
Toby: hahahahaha buuuuuuurn bitches!
Jeff: I'm going to kill you.
May: why? Because you can't keep it up with Dylan?
Toby: damn son.
Chaos: ahahahahahahahaha murdered your ass Jeffy boy hahahahahahahahahaahhahaha
Jeff: thats it! (Tries to stab May but stabs Dylan)
Dylan:..............
Everyone:......................
Dylan: (´ー｀)......... (□_□)
Everyone: (O_O;)
Dylan: all of yOU WILL BURN!
House explodes
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Creepypasta Comedy
FanfictionThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.
