Creepypasta Comedy

Nooks And Cranberries (Lemond)

Bon was in her room preparing to get in the shower. She grabbed her cloths and bath gel and towel and sat it on the bed. She did went down stairs to get some lemonade that no face tried to hide. When she got to the kitchen she noticed Jane talking to Hoodie. She watched as Jane rubbed her hands all over Him.

"What exactly does she have that I don't" the witch said disgustingly seductive.

"For one she has class, self respect, and shes Fucking sexy" Hoodie said. Making me blush. Jane laughed and smashed her lips onto his. When he made no move to remove her, Bons heart began to hurt and cry out for blood. She left and slammed the door loud enough for them to hear. But what she didn't see was Hoodie grabbing a tazer and tazing Jane with it.

Later that night, Bon came back bloody with a cooler filled with hearts, something she hasn't eatten in a while. She headed up the stairs but passed by Hoodie and a group of others. She gave Hoodie a icy "drop dead" glare before continuing up to her room. She locked the door and put the cooler against it before stripping and putting on her bath robe. She went into her walk in closet to look for her cute heart slippers that said Dokie with each step. 10 mins passed and she found them. She slipped them on and went back out to find Hoodie on her bed staring at her.

"What do you need" She said coldly and void of emotion.

"Why are you angry at me?" Bon scoffed and shook her head.

"Get the fuck out of here Brian" she said coldly. Hoodie stood up and walked towards her. She backed herself into the wall where Hoodie trapped her in.

"You can tell me why your angry now or I can get angry and force you too." Bon's resolve began to melt at his demanding tone. Instead of pushing him away her glare hardened and she stepped closer to him, getting in his face, "why don't you go ask Jane. Apparently she's better then me in kissing." Bon stepped away from him before he could see her cry. Hoodie stood there for a minute before chuckling, the chuckle grew into a giggle which then turned into a heart filled laugh. Bon paused and the tears fell down. But the tears weren't from sadness. The tears were for pain and anger.

"Your jealous aren't you" Hoodie said after sobering. Bon ignores him and continued her bathing quest. "Bon, don't ignore me" he said in a pleading tone. He hurried to get in front of her and got on his knees.

"Bon I'm sorry but you got the wrong idea." Bon huffed went to the cooler to eat a heart. "Yeah okay. Even though I saw her kiss you and you didn't pull away." she took a big chunk out of the heart but spit it out in disgust and walked to the bathroom. "Bon, I tazed her" he said following her to the bathroom. "Oh right, I'm supposed to fall for th-" she stopped when Hoodie played a video Masky took. It indeed showed everything that happened, including Bon running off. She stpod there in silence before hugging him. "I'm sorry. Kissies?" he laughes and then kisses her passionately. She pulls away and turns on the shower before taking off the robe and stepping inside. She started batheing and suddenly felt hands on her. Hoodie wrapped him arms around her and lightly kissed the side of her neck. Bon let out a tiny pur and the rag fell down. Hoodie brought her close and pressed his d!ck into her back. Bon turned around and kissed him with a rough force. Hoodie smirks at this and pinches her butt, making her squeak. He quickly shoves his toungue in her mouth and they fought for dominance. Hoodie turns off the shower and picks Bon up only to smash her against the wall, making Bon submit to the kiss. Hoodie then rammed into Bon, making her moan in pleasure and suprise. He broke the kiss and leaned his head back. His strokes grew faster and harder when Bon moaned his name. Hoodie leaned over to nibble on Bons neck again making her moan even louder. Just as Bon was about to release, Hoodie pulls out but only to turn her around and press her against the wall again. He spreads her legs and lifts her up before entering her again. Hoodie went at a rough slow paste before gaining speed. He reached around to toy with her cl!t. She clinched her walls around his shaft, making him pause and moan loudly. He smacked her ass and she squeaks. "Know your on for it." He pulls out again and pickes her up to carry her to the bed. He got down on his knees and began to eat her and figure her. Bon gripped the sheets and tried to back away but Hoodie grabbed her hip to stop her and pull her closer. When she came, Hoodie thrust into her at an inhuman speed that made her cum non-stop until he moaned her name loudly and finally came deep inside her. He pulled out and layed there next to his tired kitten and snuggled against her. A few minutes passed and Bon sat up qnd screamed. "Wtf is wrong" he said sitting up. "You could have gotten me pregnant" she exclaimed. Hoodie sat in silence before kissing her deeply. "That is the sexiest thing ever." he pulls her on his lap and thrust into her. She huffed in pleasure. "Dōshite son'nani akunakidesu ka?" (why are you so insatiable?) "because I love you" he said before picking up speed and cumming in her again. She came right after and fell over on top of him. "Watashi mo anata o aishite iru to omoimasu (I think I love you too)" she stuttered out and went to sleep. Hoodie kissed her again and went to sleep holding her and not pulling out just in case

.
Okay so I lied about me finishing the book lol but hey wth right? Anyways this is my lemond..... It was weird writing it too so yeah.