Creepypasta Comedy

Dylan, Chryst and Loons

Slendy: where the fuq are all the doors?

Dylan:dunno

Masky: wheres mah bed rails?

Chryst: in The Forbidden Shed

Hoodie: wheres my killing hoodie?

Dylan: I put it on the fuqin babadook now leave us alone. This damn kid is killing us in C.O.D and you cocktitters aren't helping.

Bon(chibifide): Guys, theres a giant loon in my room staring at me while I sleep.

Slendy (sighs): come along child. It was a nightmare.

Bon: it was in the closet(starts to cry)

Dylan and Chryst (turns off game and runs up stairs): Slendy take her to May and Ryder. We'll get that fat fuq duck.
2 hours in the next hours that passed by in...... Hours

Chryst: Slendy we got it... STart the deep fryer.

Dylan:ohh we eating fried duck tonight.

Bon and Ryder (scream and run into hoodie)(bon blushes): there's a loon in Mayhems closet.

Hoodie: it will die then (flys off on a magic cup in green peter pan cloths.

Bon:i want some peanut butter.

Ryder: you still scared of the damn closet?

Bon: FUQ YOU YOU TOEFUQED WEENER DOG! (flys off on a light bulb just as hoodie puts the skinned loon in the deep fryer).